Ollhoff

I have a sister!?!?!

Trying to be cool. Ja!

lol. Football!!!

Was Shot and Killed by friendly fire... LOL

Hyhea Thankyou! Its been a good one so far.

PACKERS WIN!!!!! Going to the supper Bowl!!!!!!! (Fuck the Bears!) It's all about Win-scoinsin!!!

It's Das Ollhoff!!!!

Myself

I don't know but... "She had a lot of clothes then she didnt have a lot of clothes then boom! I got a chuby."

LOL

Saints vs Packers!!!

I kill people

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin forced me to give him a rusty fish hook which he took on a trip and used to catch gay sailors. Sailor Englebretson jumped into the Admin's storage locker and pulled out his Longsword. He started swinging it madly trying to hit a baby seal but instead he stabbed Zahl in the left buttcheek. Zahl moaned and

Nice...

lol nice

South Africa!!!

Ha... Canada

lol?

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flute but what he didn't know...

Happy Birthday! Hope this fits.

Zachows dick and says...

Happy Birthday Motor Boat Vogt!