Ford 1st MRB

It might have more if it wasn't a closed topic. Just sayin...

If you like him, you don't know what you're missing if you don't watch his show, Louis.

For those of you who have never played the Dead Rising Series, this game is the shit. Basically anything can be used as a weapon, and you can create different weapons with stuff you find in the map. Buy this when it comes out, I'll play with you!

It was confirmed she was faking it, which makes this video all the more hilarious.

Or this? It gets past the intro at around 1:00 in I think.

Rifles: Remington 721 30.06 w/Bushnell Sportsman Scope Marlin 30-30 w/ Same Bushnell Sportman Scope Mauser K98 Shotguns: Remmington 11-87 Supermag w/ Waterfowl print. (I love this gun) Handguns: Firestorm .380 Still want a few more handguns, but I no longer hunt so the rifles and shotguns are probably all I'll ever own.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. If you were a booger I would pick you first. Here's $50. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. I'm going outside to have sex... care to join me? You're ugly, but you intrigue me... You don't sweat much for a fat chick. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways! Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

lol, nice triple Cayen. I guess Branem CAN make anyone look good.

Am I gay for liking this?

It was a joke, a bad one, but still.

Still the best.

Some of you don't understand the concept of a bucket list apparently. It isn't things you have already done, or things that are impossible to do (Zahl), it's a list. A list of things you would like to do before you die. Pretty simple, though some of you seem to have trouble grasping what it is.

My List: See the pyramids. Scuba dive the Great Barrier Reef. Cage dive with great whites off South Africa. Spend a week in Fiji doing absolutely nothing. Tour Europe. Mostly Southern Europe although I'd like to visit Russia and Germany. Ski the Alps. Become a Charter Fisherman in the Bahamas. (This is actually my retirement plan that I have been saving for.) Have breakfast in New York and Dinner in Paris in the same day. Play golf on every continent. (2 down, 4 to go.) Antarctica doesn't count. Learn to play the guitar. Play a round of golf at St. Andrews. Go ice fishing. I think these are all do-able and since I've done pretty much everything I want to do in America I left that off my list. I do want to see all 50 states, but I've been to all or through all except Alaska, Hawaii, Maine, and New Hampshire.

Just something I thought would be funny. Post something you would do or think would be funny to do to a stranger below. I'll start. I want to walk up quietly behind a random person in the mall, whispers softly in their ear "Your secret's safe with me", then slowly walk away with my finger over my lips.

I thought it would be interesting to see what you all want to do in your life. Post the things you want to do before you die below. I am getting ready to go to work but I'll post mine in the morning when I get off.

So I was in the bathroom at work - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: Stall:"Hi, how are you?" Me: "Doin' fine! Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here. Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: "No, I'm a little busy right now!! Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.

Or going to the strip club and seeing your mom. On Stage. Naked. Oh, and happy belated birthday Cayen!

I think this bring up a new topic. Why did 6 people choose gay butt sex over sex with some of the hottest women in the world?

Is it weird I took my pants off halfway through that?

If they could ever port dod_zalec to source, I would be the happiest man on earth.