Ford 1st MRB

I should be winning, I've posted the best videos. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!!!

Time to break out the big guns then I guess....

Have I won yet?

You guys are dumb, the whole point of golf is to have the lowest score... Told you I win.

I WIN!!!!!

I guess you don't see the title of this thread at the top of the page.... Where it says: For Kirkendall, and me. I was being a smartass but when it has to be explained it loses its emphasis... sigh. Thanks Kyle.

Shouldn't the title of this thread read: "For Kirkendall and myself", not "For Kirkendall and me"? Or are you being ironic? Just saying....

I'm sorry, this is a joke right? I know it's not my place to post here, but Jesus if you seriously think those are hacks.... Dude, it's a 10 dollar game, get better and stop accusing people of hacking....

The girl in the first picture obviously learned to apply make-up at clown college and the second girl looks like she's had more dicks in her than a urinal at Yankee stadium... And I agree, the only relationship you've had with either is the shameful eye contact you had during a masturbation session.

Cats are only good for one thing, cat jerky....

Like this? Sayyyy Whatttt!!!!

A song consisting entirely of Ralphie Wiggum Quotes you say? Who thought it wouldn't work?

I'm great thanks for asking, been pretty busy with life. It's spring time which means: Golf, fishing tournaments, golf, the beach, trips to the sandbar, more golf, work when those bastards force me to go, then more golf. I look like a Mexican, not as much as Parker, but I'm getting there.

Jesus.... .....you guys are terrible at soccer. It was nice seeing two of the three maps in that video where made by me though, kinda sweet. Grats on the two years guys, maybe in another two I'll re-enlist.

Chicken Snaps indeed.

Don't hold your breathe on that one Kirk. I just thought it was funny that there is a website confirming what I have thought all along.... that Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian. Still looking far a website that proves Engle is a Jew....

yep

High as a giraffe's ass, back in my stoner days.... Fro'd out like a mofo.... I took this under my shirt while highly intoxicated.... Happy about the long ride to Zacatecas in Mexico, amazing city BTW, just an absolutely terrible ride there by car. If you ever have the chance, go. Silver mining capital of the eastern hemisphere.

I read every night to put myself to sleep, which usually turns into me reading for three hours because the book captures my imagination. I have read and own the entire "Prey" series by John Sandford as well as his other newer series of books. Hands down one of my favorite authors. David Baldacci and James Patterson are up there among my favorites. Obviously Stephen King, but the old Stephen King, not the new, hey I'm trying to out-weird myself, King. Enigma by Robert Harris was a pretty kick ass book about the Nazi's. Probably the best book I have read in the last few years was Antarktos Rising by Jeremy Robinson. It's about how global warming causes crustal displacement making the earth remap itself. Antarctica is the only inhabitable place on Earth and all the major countries are in a race to claim their piece of it. Only, since it un-thawed, strange and mysterious creatures have come back to life. Great book, recommend you all read it.

So Aikido basically is body slams and making your opponent un-willingly touch your sack. At least that is what I gathered from this video.