
Ford 1st MRB
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Will there be kangaroos at the wedding? If so I'm coming.
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I posted this a long long time ago, loved it then, still love it now!!!
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Hell yeah that turned out sick!!!!!! I was wondering what it would all look like together. Very nice
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So aussies don't kill their food with boomerangs? Or ride kamgaroos? No no no no no... This is all wrong! I can't accept you are normal people.
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Too bad its fake....
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Reiterating the Server Rules
Ford 1st MRB replied to Parker 1st MRB's topic in Day of Defeat: Source
Because typing MOTD in game is pretty difficult to do, you know, while constantly mic spamming, who has time to type these days.... -
That's why you swallow Ness, geez
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You guys just cant admit you wasted your money on a shitty movie. Any of the Bourne movies - Awesome action movies, with a good plot and script. The Departed - Great Action Movie with a great cast and plot. Training Day, you starting to see my point? Don't say action movies aren't supposed to have a plot.. they are and should. As I said, I really wanted this to be a good movie, it wasn't. It wasn't even close to being a good cheesy movie. All it was, was Stallone trying to make some money and wanting a last shot as the leading man in a movie. He was in all but what? 3 scenes.... He will make money, the budget couldn't have been much over the cost of paying the big named actors for their cameos.
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The USMC Museum at Parris Island is nice as well.
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If you are a fan of poorly done action films, then yes, it was okay. I'm not however. It was sold on who is in it, not how good it was as a movie. The trailer honestly was the best part of the movie.
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Let me say one thing here: I saw this movie last night. Stallone, should stop making attempts to direct movies. If you thought the last Rambo movie was good (which I didn't), the one he directed, it was better than this pile of shit I watched last night. His idea of action, is switching camera angles 17 times a second. The script was god awful, along with the plot. You can't understand a word anyone is saying half the time, horrible special effects... I really wanted this to be a good movie, but alas.. It's a B-List movie with an A-List cast. I did like Rourke in it though, the one highlight of the film.
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Ahhh skateboarding in the 80's... fond memories of my Nash board and knee high socks. For your viewing pleasure: Search for Animal Chin
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Someone has been watching tosh.0 lately...
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You need to empty your trash can. Nice work though.
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This is good news
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You think it's coincidence the blinds are open???
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http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....glia-guitar-guy
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The Guitar Guy At The Party by Mike Birbiglia <script src='http://www.ilike.com/api/s?c=1&k=s01ki02KtyA-OXQ0vy52tfC2A%3D%3D'>More Mike Birbiglia music on iLike And that is fail, I hate posting links from my phone.
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What's wrong with that? Game out with your wang out!!!!!!
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Really? Really this is what goes on in america?
Ford 1st MRB replied to Englebretson 1st MRB's topic in Politics?
Never, and I mean never, mess with a strip club owner with a mullet. Bad things will come.