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Ford 1st MRB

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  1. Will there be kangaroos at the wedding? If so I'm coming.
  2. I posted this a long long time ago, loved it then, still love it now!!!
  3. Hell yeah that turned out sick!!!!!! I was wondering what it would all look like together. Very nice
  4. Ford 1st MRB

    Aus vid.

    So aussies don't kill their food with boomerangs? Or ride kamgaroos? No no no no no... This is all wrong! I can't accept you are normal people.
  5. Too bad its fake....
  6. Because typing MOTD in game is pretty difficult to do, you know, while constantly mic spamming, who has time to type these days....
  7. That's why you swallow Ness, geez
  8. You guys just cant admit you wasted your money on a shitty movie. Any of the Bourne movies - Awesome action movies, with a good plot and script. The Departed - Great Action Movie with a great cast and plot. Training Day, you starting to see my point? Don't say action movies aren't supposed to have a plot.. they are and should. As I said, I really wanted this to be a good movie, it wasn't. It wasn't even close to being a good cheesy movie. All it was, was Stallone trying to make some money and wanting a last shot as the leading man in a movie. He was in all but what? 3 scenes.... He will make money, the budget couldn't have been much over the cost of paying the big named actors for their cameos.
  9. Ford 1st MRB

    Vacation?

    The USMC Museum at Parris Island is nice as well.
  10. If you are a fan of poorly done action films, then yes, it was okay. I'm not however. It was sold on who is in it, not how good it was as a movie. The trailer honestly was the best part of the movie.
  11. Let me say one thing here: I saw this movie last night. Stallone, should stop making attempts to direct movies. If you thought the last Rambo movie was good (which I didn't), the one he directed, it was better than this pile of shit I watched last night. His idea of action, is switching camera angles 17 times a second. The script was god awful, along with the plot. You can't understand a word anyone is saying half the time, horrible special effects... I really wanted this to be a good movie, but alas.. It's a B-List movie with an A-List cast. I did like Rourke in it though, the one highlight of the film.
  12. Ahhh skateboarding in the 80's... fond memories of my Nash board and knee high socks. For your viewing pleasure: Search for Animal Chin
  13. Someone has been watching tosh.0 lately...
  14. You need to empty your trash can. Nice work though.
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  16. This is good news
  17. You think it's coincidence the blinds are open???
  18. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....glia-guitar-guy
  19. The Guitar Guy At The Party by Mike Birbiglia <script src='http://www.ilike.com/api/s?c=1&k=s01ki02KtyA-OXQ0vy52tfC2A%3D%3D'>More Mike Birbiglia music on iLike And that is fail, I hate posting links from my phone.
  20. What's wrong with that? Game out with your wang out!!!!!!
  21. I play naked.
  22. Never, and I mean never, mess with a strip club owner with a mullet. Bad things will come.
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