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So there you are, suddenly single after fifteen years of faithful monogamy that came to a crashing halt when you discovered that the other "partner" felt that monogamy only applied to one of you, and it wasn't her. Now, despite the fact that you've been a hard-working sole provider for a decade and a half and you technically own half of a really nice, big, house in the burbs, you find yourself sitting in an unfurnished crappy little two-bedroom apartment little bigger than the one you first moved into straight out of college. You have an old table with one chair, a beat up couch you got from your folks back in the early 90s and which they got in the 70s, a mattress with no frame, and thank god, a tv. (But that bitch wouldn't let you have the remote, would she?) You're not exactly at the top of your game, but what's worse is that you don't know where the kids will sleep. Yea, the kids. They still love you. They want to come and see you. They did nothing wrong. But now you have nowhere (other than the couch) for them to sleep. Sound familiar? Well then have I got a deal for you. Feast your eyes upon the Grinding Wheels of Justice Bunkbed. You see, it will get better. The wheels of karmic justice may grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine. You will reconstruct your ego, and your life. Then you'll slowly start having a social life. You'll fix some of those things about yourself you always wanted to fix but didn't have the time/energy because you were so busy being provider/husband/father. You'll meet a brilliant and gorgeous woman who, coincidentally, happens to be much younger than you. You'll fall in love. For her part, your ex will fall into bankruptcy, get all sorts of inappropriate tattoos, and basically ruin her own life without any help from you. But the first step to all of that is having somewhere for the kids to sleep. That's where the bunkbed comes in. As you can see from the picture, it's steel framed, relatively new, comes with two mattresses, and the bottom bunk is a couch until you pull it out into a futon. So here is the scale: If any or all of this applies to you, if you are the one who was cheated (male or female) on and you STILL had to move out and need somewhere for your kids to sleep: $75 and hell, I'll throw in some pillows for you. If you are a single mother or father, perhaps for other reasons, it's still a bargain at $100 If you are a young couple, working hard to make ends meet but doing pretty well, with your whole lives in front of you: $101 If you are the one who cheated in your marriage/partnership, the one who had to leave the house because you could not stop your libido from overruling your vows: $3,275. And I get to punch you in the face. In fact, I'll probably do that anyway, on the principle of the thing. That one made me laugh.

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately. Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition. Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

Nah that's a great song Money. Does liking make me gay?

Yes I've seen the movie. Back to the topic. Greco don't post if you think you aren't gay, even though you are.

OMFG Zahl no that just makes you a pedophile. Does liking make me gay? Or just a Serial Killer?

Totally. Does liking make me gay?

Well you picked the gayest ELO song Jasko, so I'm gonna say you are slightly gay. Does liking this song make me gay?

Okay so here's how this game works.... A group of radio DJ's, Lex and Terry if you have heard of them, started this game. Basically the gist is this, you post songs that you normally listen to, but only when you are alone, and see if you liking that song makes you gay. Try and be honest here, don't just post the gayest thing you can find as a joke. Once someone has posted a song, you can reply and let them know if they are a pole smoker, or if they are not gay because you also enjoy the song. If you reply, you must post your own song, with the question.... Does this make me gay? I'll start things off: Does liking make me gay? (and yes, I really like that song and listen to it in my car.)

I worked all day. Yay.

Congratulations man, good to hear all is well!

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You fail at life Zachow... and at getting jokes.

I fixededed it

I see them doing that actually.

That Leia chick is hot.

I went to scratch my balls after reading this and discovered a third testicle.

Thanks for the link Tamara, it's sounds a little fishy but if you say it's legit I may try it out.

I haven't read any of the posts in this topic. I don't plan on it either. I have no facts, no data, no numbers to throw at you. I don't really care what happens. We vote to put these people in office to look out for the well being of our nation and our citizens. That never happens. Doesn't matter who you vote for or who you don't vote for. Nothing ever changes, you never get what you want. Why bitch? It doesn't solve anything. We can sit here and go back and forth all day long about should we or shouldn't we go to a nationalized health care plan, but the fact of the matter is.... none of us can control the outcome. You can tell me voting is a way to control the outcome and I'll tell you you can kiss my ass. See my previous paragraph. If we get government run healthcare, half the country will be happy, the other half won't. If we don't get it, half the country will bitch, the other half won't. It's the same way whether the topic of discussion is: War, Gun control, healthcare, etc... Do I want it? No. Will I pay for it. Yes. Will I be happy about it? No. Pointless debates showing facts, numbers, political opinions are just that, pointless. The problem with the American people is they are probably the most gullible, easily persuaded, spoon fed people on the planet. "Well I saw it on Fox News so it must be true." Glen Beck said it so I feel the same way." "CNN reported it and they wouldn't lie to me." Fucking sheep. I have no valid points to add to this argument, nor do I care. I just know that I will keep doing exactly as I always have. I won't watch any corporate syndicated news network. I will continue to work, because Obama didn't take care of me like he said he would. (joke obviously) I will continue to pay my taxes like a good american. I will continue to vote for the candidate of my choosing, not the democrat because he is who I should vote for, or the Republican because he is who I should vote for. I never have followed political guidelines and I never will. Not voting outside of your party of choice, simply because it's not your party of choice is the single largest thing wrong with this country. Well that and herpes, which probably won't be treated by the new system.

Two Words: Cable. Management.

Fewer than 3,500 Medals of Honor have been awarded to hometown heroes from our 50 States. Few are the cities that can claim one of these greatest of our Nation's heroes, but no city is devoid of heroes they can claim as their own hometown heroes. While the Medal of Honor is the pinnacle of the military's Pyramid of Honor, each branch of service has its own "highest award". The Distinguished Service Cross is the Army's highest award, the Navy Cross the highest award presented by the Navy to members of the Navy, Marines and Coast Guard, and the Air Force Cross is that branch of service's highest award. These three are ALSO the highest U.S. Military awards that can be bestowed upon civilians or members of Allied, Foreign military services. In all, more than 20,000 of these have been presented. General George Patton, who did not receive the Medal of Honor, often said, "I'd sell my immortal soul for that medal (Medal of Honor)." General Patton DID receive two awards of the Distinguished Service Cross, about which he stated: "I would rather be a lieutenant with the Distinguished Service Cross, that a general without one." This second tier in the Pyramid of Honor is no small distinction. Find your state and city/county and see who received something. http://www.homeofheroes.com/hometownheroes/index.html My hometown: Beaufort, SC Elliott, Middleton Stuart - Medal Of Honor (Mexican Campaign) Pinckney, William - Navy Cross (WWII)

Welcome to the realism community, sorry for the late response.

I do what I can.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is BEEPING great Jasko!!!!