Ford 1st MRB

CONGRATULAIONS!!!! You found the treasure in 984 clicks. Do I win a prize?

You know you like that USMC stamp on the scope.

Oh Weimert you are sooooo wrong. I had the opportunity to see tha ladies in person tonight. Smaller than a quarter, perfect circles, medium brown in tone. Yeah, they are nicer than the pic makes them appear. damn cell phone cameras.....

Nice start so far. Let me know if you need any tips or pointers. I spent way too many hours in hammer editor.

BCT's Last Night:

"I'm gonna buy it... and every time you land on it I'm gonna butt fuck the shit out of you!" hahahahahahahahah

Yeah, it's says you were auto banned for spam. Problem has been fixed. You may rejoin us in vent.

It's probably the anti spammer filters we have setup on our vent. I'll look into the matter and see about your status.

Yeah I'm installing it right now.... My online name will be: I Rape Costa

Dear Scott, Thank you for your interest in joining our guild. Dark Lord Zenu is currently afk, but when he returns later for the raid tonight he will review your entrance letter, and the dark council will assemble in the chamber of blood to decide your fate. Thanks you for your patience in this matter. Signed, 12th Level Paladin Ford

Yeah the whole point was to post bewbs you know Engle, not bewbs you'll never see. Like so.... Or these....

That is all.... And yes, I will motorboat those soon enough.

I named my penis Frank

What game was this?

Paranormal Activity, watch what has been claimed to be the "scariest movie of all time".

Anzio sucks, Get Palermo in there to rape the children.

Throw those fuzzy suckers down here

I should also mention, this should be placed in an autoexec file in your dod folder otherwise you would have to manually type these commands in every time you join a server. To do so: Go to your dod folder C:/Program Files/Steam/Steamapps/your name here/Day of Defeat Source/dod Right click in the dod folder and click new > text document and name it autoexec.cfg Open that text document in word pad or Microsoft Word or a similar program, and put the commands in there, then click save and you're done.

That's just a glitch You are receiving heavy packet loss, trust me. cl_interp 0.021 is as low as you should go.

As the video shows, the higher your LERP, the farther off the hitboxes are from your actual target when it is moving. This makes shooting at the player you see pretty much pointless because their hitbox is in a different location according to the server. High LERP means, no packet loss, but inaccurate hitboxes, Low LERP means some packet loss but very accurate hitboxes. The suggestion would be to play with your rates to see how low you can get your LERP and still have it in the white. A yellow LERP means you are losing packets, so try and avoid that if at all possible. The commands: net_graph 1 cl_updaterate 100 cl_interp_all 1 cl_interp_ratio 1 cl_interp 0.021 (this is the value you need to adjust to adjust your LERP in the server. Setting it to decimal points will adjust it. IE: cl_interp 0.1) Keep adjusting the cl_interp rate until you find the lowest possible LERP that stays in the white. 0.021 was as low as I can go but depending on your connection speed, processor, yadda yadda yadda, you may be able to go lower. Hope this helps explain why you all suck so bad.

I pre-Ordered it already. I got the Four Pack. The first three people to send me a picture of their mom naked can have a copy. One condition though.... you have to be in the picture smiling and giving me a thumbs up. No you, no deal. Get to work lads.

PSN: I_Have_Small_Balls