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Ford 1st MRB

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  1. Season 6: Episode 6
  2. oh man that was great kirk hahahahhahaha
  3. A Good Reason To Call Off The Wedding!!
  4. Don't waste your money, it will be just as crappy and broken as the first one. It's a steam game after all.
  5. And for those of you young bucks who want to hear a real hip hop album, not the bullshit they call rap these days, listen to the ATLiens Album by Outkast. About the only rap I will willingly listen to.
  6. I think so
  7. When i think 90's I think: Sublime Pearl Jam Guns n Roses Nirvana Tool Etc.... Way too many songs and bands to name.... And I love the ODB!!!!! And of course..... Yes I listened to a lot of hip hop in the 90's. This song was always in my cd player....
  8. I think i'm going to call him spanky, it seems to fit.
  9. Well being as how I worked for pepsi, and know that they do in fact distribute Dr. Pepper, you are semi correct Gooderham.
  10. Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant. In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down. 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment) 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness. 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way. >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium. >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water. >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth. This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There has been a lot of speculation about the effect of Coca Cola on the human stomach. There were those that said that the popular beverage could literally cause our intestines to melt if we drink to much of the stuff. Coca Cola always denied the rumors and said that their product is no worse than other soft drinks on the market and there was no official proof of the “dissolving effect“. So a bunch of guys decided to conduct their own experiment and find out if the rumors are true. They just took a piece of red meat, put it in a plate and poured some Coca Cola over it. They left it there for two days and took some photos throughout their experiment. The Coke didn’t completely dissolve the meat but you can see that it doesn’t look like anything you’d like to have inside your body. And the smell was unbearable. I’m sure pretty much everyone knew that Coca Cola wasn’t the healthiest drink on the market, but I for one didn’t think it could do that to flesh. No more Coke for me! Suck on that coke lovers......
  11. yeah thats where i saw it first, then i youtubed it...
  12. Lol i kind of like spanky.
  13. I love labs. Nice dogs, even though they fart a lot.
  14. what a whore
  15. meh, i'll upload tomorrow, worked 11 hours today, just want to finish this beer and go to sleep, god 5:30 comes too early...
  16. hahah the Office version was better because Dwight kicked that bitch in the face.
  17. So after debating if I wanted to for a while or not, I decided to get another dog. I didn't get another Pit, because I already had the best one I think I've ever seen. Instead, a friend of my breeds Jack Russel Terriers, and let me have one for the low low price of $200.00. I still need to name him, but yeah, he's a handful at the moment, only a 2 months old. Pics will ensue when I get off work, too tired at the moment to go get my camera and upload any.
  18. yup yup, already had a date planned to see this. October 30th.
  19. Ford 1st MRB

    yep

    That is all.
  20. did you click on it and hit enter? you should also have java installed
  21. Ford 1st MRB

    Rofl

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