Ford 1st MRB

Idiot

But coke tastes like ass so you realize it kinda already does. I wish Parker would stop touching my balls with his left hand.

But they run on farts and the methane destroys the ozone, melting your face. I wish clowns scared me.

Greeting Pfc. Archambault, Thank you for your interesting in a scrim with our unit. First off a few concerns. No offense intended, but usually I don't see a Pfc. posting scrim requests. Second, the 22nd is no good for us, we already have a realism scheduled for that night. I believe if any date would be better it would be closer to the 9th of October. I'll be in contact with you and your command staff to further work out the details.

The shaking turns out to be 37,000 Peruvian Cockroaches that crawled up your ass while you were sleeping. I wish I was a midget.

I'm the one on the bottom....

Happy Birthday Buddy!!

Yeah i'm probably not gonna play, as much as I want to. My time lately has been getting shorter and shorter for gaming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU3N5c2Kxnw

Actually Warren, if you were alive while he was playing, he is of your generation, retard. Pistol Pete Marovich was more of your parents generation. But nice try.

Kirk Sucks. No really, he does.

Nobody likes MJ???? Wow.

i need one of those, wait, is this thing on? Shit!

They make them but they only work with european plugs, which where made obsolete by the new wireless outlets. I wish Tuesdays started the weekend.

But that would mean you shared your second one with Kevin and all his alcohol filtered through yours. I wish my balls didn't itch somethimes.

I agree with Yamagata.

I'd take you all out drinking with me, and as soon as one of you passed out, I draw a huge cock on your cheek that pointed right at your mouth. Then film your ass and put it on YouTube. I don't really have anyone in particular.. Parker is usually mean to me when he drinks. So I'll hire a hooker to keep him happy. Costa would probably be a gay drunk, hugging me way too many times. Jasko would get drunk and explain to me his real fascination with unicorns. Mike and Kevin would get trashed and I would instigate a fight between them just for the fun of it. Kirk would be the philosophical drunk, explaining why the alcohol is getting hm drunk and what it is chemically doing to him. Engle would be another hugger. Lehman... not even gonna go there. Zachow and Wingate would be trying to fight everyone. Zahl would be the first one to pull out his cock. Probably halfway through his first beer. Gooderham would probably be yelling at every girl that walked by to touch his penis. Goodman and Tryba would be the designated Costa Patrol. No drinks for you two. G Money would be telling stories about the war. I'd probably find him a wheelchair and reffer to him as Lt. Dan the rest of the night. Mamora would be the first one to get knocked out for grabbing some other dude's girlfriends ass. Weatherdon would be the DD. Designated Decoy. We send him swerving in one direction to grab the cops attention while we all go the other way. (don't worry, we bail you out later.) Yamagata would be our Jukebox DJ, taking requests and a pocket full of quarters is a big responsibility when your drunk. Sorley would be talking to the bartender about investing in some sturdier barstools. Vivid would be showing me exactly what she is wanting to do with those gloves. (with me praying it's not a colonoscopy) Everyone else would be shooting pool with me while I secretly am drinking Coca Cola and taking all your money on the pool table.

I barely have enough time thesse days to even play DoD, much less a game that requires daily logging in to get better. Looks amazing and I was planning on playing this like 8 months ago the first time I saw it.

Rofl.... Btw, anyone makes any stupid post on this and I'll stick my foot up your ass. Except Costa, he'll make a stupid post JUST so I stick something up his ass.