
Ford 1st MRB
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That kid needs to Join NAMBLA.... atleast bacon would be the least of his priorities after a few "dates" with his new friends.
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Wow Yama.... I have one of those, is that creepy.
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I like Strand in small doses. I do however agree we need to get a stronger regular player base before we start including this map. Your everyday casual pubber may play a few rounds on it before they leave and join a different server.
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You all need to calm the fuck down. This was intended to be a joke, so accept it as that, a joke. I'm sure Vivd intended for it to be funny, her and Phan are friends after all. Any more pointless arguing and I'll close the topic. Period.
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Better version of the song, I just liked the video on the other one. You think MC Chris has ever watched Star Wars? Lyrics in case you were curious.... Cruisin' Mos Espa In my Delorean War's over I'm a peacetime mandalorian My story has stumped Star Wars historians Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan's Rhyme renegade Sure to penetrate First and second offense I won't hesitate Got a job to do And Darth's the guy that delegates Got something against Skywalker Someone he really hates I don't give a fuck I'm after Solo For all I care He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo Gotta make the money Credit's no good When the jawas runin' shop In your neighborhood Think you can cook I got a grappling hook Let's make this quick 'Cause I'm really booked I'm a devious degenerate Defender of the devil Shut down all the trash compactors On the detention level chorus My backpack's got jets Well I'm Boba the Fett Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt To finance my 'Vette wicky wicky woo Well I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes 'Cause my time I don't like to waste. Get down I'm a question Wrapped inside an enigma Get inside the slave one Find your homing signal From Endor to Hoth Ripley to Spock I'll find what you want But there's gonna be a cost See, my name is Boba Fett I know my shit is tight Start not actin'right You're frozen in carbonite Got telescopic sight Flame throwers on my wrist You still don't get the gist Spiked boots are made to kick Targets are made to hit You think I give a shit Yo mama is a bitch I see you in the Sarlaac Pit You just flipped my switch Integrity been dissed You scratchin' on my itch You know I shoot to get Got bambinas at cantinas Waitin' to lick my lusty lips So I'll let you get back inside Your little space ship Give you a head start 'Cause I'm the sportin' kind Consider the starting line The sneaky smile I hide inside Hope you have hyper drive (drive) pray to stay alive ('live) Don't try to slip me a five 'Cause I never take a bribe To the beat of a different drummer Bad ass bounty hunter Let no man put asunder Or else they be put under As in six feet Got an imperial fleet Backin' me up, gonna blow up Any attempt to defeat They gotta death star Got four payments on my car Hand it over to hammer head At Mos Eisley bar He used to carjack Now he's a barback Just goes to show how you can Get back on the right track As for me that's not an option Can't say that with more clarity Me going legit would be like Jar Jar on speech therapy Chorus My backpack's got jets Well I'm Boba the Fett Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt To finance my 'Vette wicky wicky woo Well I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes 'Cause my time I don't like to waste. Get down Slice you open like a Taun Taun Faster than the Autobahn Or a motorbike in Tron Do the deed and then I'm gone Jaba has a hissyfit Contact Calrissian Over a colt, the plan unfolds No politic is legit Back in the day When I was a slave Living life in the fast lane Like in a pod race My mean streak tweaked I became a basket case So this space ace Split that place, poste haste Took up a noble cause Called the Clone Wars 'Cause life's not all about Girls and cars Getting fucked up In fucked up bars See, I'm not a retard Or gay like de Barge I'm large and in charge With a face so scarred A cold black heart That's been torn apart The Sith wish that they Had a dick so hard 'Cause it's long long ago In a pussy far far Call me master, 'cause I'm faster Than Pryor on fire I no longer have to hot wire I'm a hunter for hire With no plans to retire And all the sucka MCs Can call me sire Chorus My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets) Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett) Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt) ...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)
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But every girl you who ever saw you naked has...
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What me and my friends do for shits and giggles.
Ford 1st MRB replied to Costa 1st MRB's topic in The Slope Chute
Lol at the end..... I love you. -
What sports did you guys play in h.s.
Ford 1st MRB replied to Englebretson 1st MRB's topic in Sports Talk
I chased girls in HS. but when I wasn't doing that.... Soccer Baseball Roller Hockey (no ice here) Golf I have no musical talent, can't sing, can't play anything. -
Lies..... My nickname in highscool was....
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my gay moment at the beach, yes, those are chicks glasses and yes the hat is pink with rhinestones..... fuck it... I'd do me
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I lost my phone but I think it knows where I am. hahaha that's awesome.
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Nice to hear Myers, My cousin's husband leaves for Basic in 2 weeks, he took abunch of classes (something about credit hours) and they already made him Pfc. He is going to AIT after basic, then will become a paralegal I think. Anyways, unit is running good. Can't wait to see you back in action.
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Happy birthday buddy!!! Do you still like hookers? I sent you one through Fed-Ex. She should be there in a few days.
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This stand up by Dave Chappell is one of the best stand up acts I have ever seen, it's old, but still makes me laugh. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
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hahahahhaa yeah that's they guy I was talking about!!!!!!!
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That link takes you to our, paypal account, which all the officers have access to. Donations pay for our servers, forums, and ventrillo.
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Important Public Service Annoucement
Ford 1st MRB replied to Englebretson 1st MRB's topic in The Slope Chute
Rofl, that's from one of my favorite episodes, Petarded. -
DODS Realism Units WAR!! - East vs West Realism Ladder
Ford 1st MRB replied to Switz's topic in War Office
Unfortunately Switz we still are not interested in joining. The thought is appreciated, but we will not be joining the league. -
Doesn't matter, take it as a compliment.
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Shirt Tales Duck Tales Dark Wing Duck Loony Toones Animaniacs PokeMon He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Tiny Toon Adventures Dumbo's Circus The Smurfs The Snorks G. I. Joe Wacky Races Saved by the Bell Reading Rainbow Boy Meets World Growing Pains M*A*S*H* Captain Planet Pinky and the Brain Doug Ed, Edd, and Eddie I could do this for hours.
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Mb.| Ban on site request
Ford 1st MRB replied to Warren 1st MRB's topic in Military Police Archives - DoD:S
Aslo, not sure if you do it Warren, but if you bind status to your admin button, as soon as you hit admin to ban people, it types status in console, so even if they leave you still get their steam id's. bind f4 "admin; status" Works for the ones who try and run when they see an admin. -
Mb.| Ban on site request
Ford 1st MRB replied to Warren 1st MRB's topic in Military Police Archives - DoD:S
Maybe not ban on site, but be wary of them, let's say ban on actions.