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Ford 1st MRB

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  1. Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mT4jnkPnwE
  3. There are some things that are so awesome, it's like God jizzed on a guys brain and gave him the idea to create it.
  4. ...and one that I think says mom, but I can't tell.
  5. Weezer - Undone (the sweater song) up next... She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart then... Oh youtube how I love thee...
  6. Best song he ever did. Makes you want to slam some assholes face into a wall.
  7. My uncle is the 3rd one on the left Jasko. 9/10
  8. That's Sorley's little brother...
  9. You think it's just a coincidence that was a short bus? Good song though.
  10. btw, i found the whole thing online, free to watch. http://www.wisevid.com/view_video.php?view...a9aead8fdb941f# it's absolutely hilarious...
  11. Clips: Beavers: Assholes of the Forest The Frog Prince Mario Saves the Princess A Trip to the Psychiatrist Adopted Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted As His Own Attorney Things You Never Hear Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past The Bartender Says... Backstage with Bob Dylan btw, your name isn't really Micheal Sticknipples.
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTRRS3IY4Tw Thanks Vivid!!
  13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYhf3_9BgDE
  14. Hey Liv. im Zahl im 28 and i love listening to Roy Orbison and i love to eat chips with a steak.. I also fancy video games and porn.. My favourite is hardcore for some reason... I love play computer naked and with the fan turned on at the higest speed.. unfortunately im married otherwise i would have got alot of pussies.. but i also like dogs.. anyhow.. hey
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