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Zahl 1st MRB

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  1. Good evening Robertsson.

    I did a bit of inquiries on this unban request and I did find the following:

    - Is your name Robertsson or is it Ben-Ishti?

    - You did on a certain occasion join our private server repeatedly to our members dismay, a post was made regarding your actions.

    - You also did join 6th immediately after you left the 1st MRB, and I'm not going to lie, it looks as though you did it to set us off.

    - You're also banned from filing an application for our unit

    All in all your actions are quite serious, but I will unban you from the public server, however you will remain banned in the private.

    I do this because I'm kind hearted, please do not fuck up the only chance I'm giving you.

    Player unbanned, only to be abolished by a higher ranked officer.

    - Zahl

  2. Dont know about you guys, but today im gonna have sex and masturbate.. gonna get em pictures up!!!

    Good job comrades, this makes me proud and the rest of the command staff..

  3. Before I post an actual reply, I need to know more information.

    First, was this photoshopped? I ask because I have seen quite a few pixels in my time and this has some miscreants. Second, was there anyone who actually witnessed this and can affirm it was me? Third, Do you have a timestamp so I can exclude the possibility of nephew, brother or inebriation interference? Fourth, do you have a screenshot of the current "Status" of the server, so I can affirm this is not an impostor through mine own Steam ID? Fifth, do I need to remind you of the file I have on my computer labeled "Maines Knife" which currently holds roughly 42 knifing incidents screenshot, and numerous recordings of your pitiful squeals of frustration? Sixth, do you like tacos? Seventh, how well are you acquainted with the back of my hand? Eighth, do you seriously play at 1024x576? And I thought my computer was shit. And finally, Ninth, What people from history do the kings represent in a standard deck of cards?

    That... was... epic...

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