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Watkis

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  1. Mamora = Green that makes sense now
  2. ill tell u my first pick if u tell me your first
  3. The servers are down until the 1st of sept. becuase they are adding north american servers i belive
  4. Dumb question here but were do wew download this thing
  5. Well i played in a rec league this year and went 1-7 (team record not my pitching) I played 1B, 2B and P
  6. Nothing serious but i was planing on making a jump to my high school team
  7. Just wondering if anyone here played baseball?
  8. I am having trouble with the password
  9. Jesus maybe not but Friar Tuck maybe
  10. if yall need another one i should have my internet back by then so i wanna be in
  11. One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin forced me to give him a rusty fish hook which he took on a trip and used to catch gay sailors. Sailor Englebretson jumped into the Admin's storage locker and pulled out his Longsword. He started swinging it madly trying to hit a baby seal but instead he stabbed Zahl in the left buttcheek. Zahl moaned and screamed alot for
  12. There are no people on the street becuase there all inside laughing there asses off
  13. someone needs to grab that mac and bash his head in
  14. again random and weird but funny
  15. I personaly think Petraeus is better
  16. You can all go praise your little chokey cowgirls while i watch the real teams play like the packers
  17. Me too lesner is a retarded asshole
  18. I would build my own mansion with a humvee(complete with 50 cal mg) and a 2010 mustang with missles in head lights then open a resteraunt called Jamaican u a sandwhich
  19. Heck No?????
  20. Kobe Bryant
  21. Group A: France 1 South Africa 1 Uraguay 1 Mexico 1
  22. I would like to be in it
  23. Made a something for the heck of it
  24. COH (nada/luv/zilck/cero/zero) DOTA (182) is over already bud
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