McKenzie 1st MRB

Wow, who knew you could waste 3 minutes and 20 seconds of my life making a half hearted rap about...Nothing. Still, kinda funny though.

We always could use an extra hand around here, and I am sure your talents will be well recieved if you decide to re enlist!

I fucking love this game so god damn much. Im sad that the update came through though, my server is down now, until they bring it back up to speed. >.<. I built such a big bunker once, that i had enemies spawning in the basement. Good shit .

Very very true lol.

The phrase Mountain Top! is so great because it can be applied to just about anything haha We have been using it at my shop here in Cali a shit ton, its hilarious.

Re-post lol I posted this about like 3-4 months ago.

Let me know if you head up near San Diego or Camp Pendleton, we'll share a brew and discuss your shenanigans!

I just want to start by saying I am sorry for your loss, I knew your brother somewhat well when he was in this unit, he and I talked a few times. He was a good guy, and an honorable member. My deepest condolences and sympathies go out to you and your family. I will keep you and your family in my prayers. SgtMaj. C. McKenzie.

Pull out your little fucking SOI notebook, that I know you still fucking have and show me the mathematical equation that you FUCKING SOLVED, that solves the problem for low ammo! Hahaha good shit man. Semper Gumby.

' Yeah, when he's a live he is a call boy, its only when he's dead is he a whore :-P. And McDowell you are correct, I definitely need a ribbon mount update soon.

Also, get ready for a "Turn your head and cough" and a "Turn around, bend forward and spread your cheeks", don't be surprised by these facts.

Woo, Good shit Branem!

Good for him, he fucked that little punk up! Casey Heynes, (the kid getting bullied) I salute you!

Who you with in Lejeune? I have a few of my boys over there with the Air Wing in Cherry Point.

I woulda put a magnet on that bitch's forehead the first time he started acting up.

Let's see here, Parker, Zahl, Englebretson, Yama, Swartz and Wingate? :-P

We are missing Captain Kangaroo! Fail. My vote is for Captain Kirk, because Will Shatner is the man.

Yeah....I just wish I could have created my own soundtrack to play over the games soundtrack!

They left it wide open for a sequel. But it's ok. It's a pretty epic ending. And the last level is awesome!

I hate all of you :-P jk buddies

I bought it, liked it, love the multiplayer. All the close quarters action of COD4, but all of the vehicle combat, gunfire sounds and other awesome shit from Battlefield Bad Company 2. It's pretty freaking awesome.

Newcastle, Steinboch and Land Shark. Yumm..

FEAR THE SWARM! What follows is not for the faint of heart, but it is a video from MCRD San Diego Drill Instructors getting at a recruit... Enjoy ...

See thats the kind of thing I can see someone being suspended for, and its understandable. Just write up the report, tell them what happened, and you should be in the clear. Now the shit I can't stand is the kids who get expelled for bringing a GI Joe to school with his gun, or get suspended for playing Cops and Robbers. That shit is retarded. Sidenote: You can make an explosive out of Drano and Aluminum foil. Step 1: Get a soda bottle with a cap Step 2: Ball up the aluminum foil and put it in the bottle. Step 3: Add Drano to the bottle (I am unsure on the exact portions of each ingredient, play around with it :-P) Step 4: add cap, shake and THROW! Also, you can make napalm out of Styrofoam and gasoline. Just break chunks of styrofoam up into a cup of gas, and wait a while .

It's better to die on your feet, then to live on your knees..-Uncredited It only takes a single voice, to start a revolution- Uncredited If you can read, thank a teacher, if it's in English, thank a Soldier -Uncredited