McKenzie 1st MRB

I've already got my zombie fall out plan, for both here in Cali and in Wisconsin. And I also have the building which I'll be staying ready to go, and a plot of land for farming nearby. Never hurts to be prepared.

I fucking love Archer, and I plan to start watching this show very soon!

HAPPY BIRFDAY JEEBUS! Sharing the same birthday as me and shit.

Thanks guys!

See that is the reason why he is the captain and we are just SSgt's! lol. I never woulda thought a that.

Granted. but due to this fear, through a series of coincedences, you accidentally get dressed up as a clown, and when I see you, I murder you brutually with a ball peen hammer. I wish I could see The Expendables again.

I'd call myself Tsunami. Boo ya ka sha.

annnnnd IIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVVEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLEEEESSS!

Granted, and because its such a good movie I'm not gonna corrupt this wish. I wish McDowell had made his wish Corruptible.

Bahaha Wildlife burn.

Episode 1 and 2 didn't have any cutscenes either smart one :-P Granted, your out of a job because your a drooling quadraplegic. I wish I had a nice cold beer.

But it will be the most delicious coronary you ever have!

All I gotta say is.... DAAAAMMMMNN THAT'S AN UGGGLLY BABY!

Lol got your Garrison Flak on, nice. As for the chevron, I found a 1stLt. bar in my sleeping system when I first used it. Damn near sunk it all the way into my leg to. Fucking hurt like hell haha.

I only have one question, What the hell is that guy in the car thinking? Driving around during the middle of a perfectly good war! I mean really! How rude!

Granted, but now you have an even MORE expensive POS phone thats currently behind the times, and meanwhile everyone in the celluar industry laughs at you behind your back. Also your antenna sucks donkey nuts, but hey Steve Jobs is giving you a free case! I wish I didn't have to wait until friday to pay off my insurance.

Granted, ill tempered sea bass begin biting you instead. I wish my PSP battery wasn't dead.

Granted instead they now have Pedo Bear dancing around all the little kids. I wish I had food.

From the Big Fat Ugly Sandwich Company website. For $25 you can buy a sandwich called "Big Fat Ugly". It consists of two rolls, four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup. Eat this six pound, football-sized monster in less than 15 minutes and your sandwich is free.

And now a word from our sponsors: MANANA! Thought I would keep up the weirdness. In other news, I selected Parker for maximum Orangutanocity.

Granted, but the Wish Fairy has an attack of misreading your wish and sends you 40 billion Dullards. You now have 40 billion very boring people living with you! I wish I had more gas in my car then I do now.

I couldn't stop fucking laughing oh my god haha.

My testicles escaped unscathed.

Granted, you've given me up and now have an unsatiable obsession with Rick Astley. I wish I had another good bottle of Pepsi.

Wait, your saying there's stuff out there other then whats on this map? PROOF OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! on a side note BAHAHAHAH thats pretty funny.