McKenzie 1st MRB

Granted you lose everything below your bellybutton in a horrible pickle jar related incident. You get fired from your job and live on disability for the rest of your life. I wish I had more Mt. Dew Code Red.

Granted, but you don't have any control over the SPEED of which you throw things with your mind, and what and when you control it. This results in your death when you attempt to grab a knife from the counter and it ends up in your forehead. I wish I hadn't told my girl what a Dear John Letter is.

Granted, the human skins used to make the ear cushions for your headset make them verycomfortable, but the police have a few questions for you...oh and the microphone is a severed penis. I wish I had more money that i didn't have to whore myself out for.

Woo for not being nominated this year!

Granted, someone jizzed in it. I wish this week hadn't been such a fustercluck.

Yes but hwat KIND of Mosins?

M1 Garand Baby. Here's one for you guys.. actually two. 1). and 2). Exact same weapon type...but name the individual models!

See girls with short hair, generally are freaks in the sack. My girl right now has short hair and dammnnnn lol. I am all about that punk rocker look on chicks though. Not to many piercings and tats but just enough to let ya know they ain't afraid to get down lol.

Short haired black chicks mmmmm...*drool*\ edit: thats chicks with short black hair... >.<

DAMN L4D got booted??? COH (66) Bad Company 2 (16) Dota (100)

JESUS SAVES! Everyone else rolls to determine damage..

I actually knew about GySgt. John D. Basilone well before the Pacific came out, we learned much about him during Boot Camp, and then there was Basliones challenge....that excercise sucked....

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Very good...I am trying to find some truly outrageous stuff...

No idea..I will keep working on it!

Hmm...are you cheating? lol.

Haha very good Beardy..hmm...I must confer to my resources for the next one...

Incorrect, try again. Got what its used for right, but this one has a very "smart" name for its Naval usage. And that I believe Blackwood is the WA2000, if not that then the H&K G11

Very sir! Alright, lets start getting tricky with it..

Damn dirty ass crack hippies..

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Yeah I know what you meant haha. The PTRS is an anti tank rifle that has to be fired from a laying down position, simply because of the mass of the weapon and the fact that your firing a 14.5 millimeter shell out of a rifle. It's pretty fucking sweet though haha.

Never read the comics, so I am going to go see the movie, then read the comics, that way the comics aren't ruined for me like they would be if I read em first!

John Basilone could use his hands except they were burned very badly because he picked up a freshly fired MG by its barrel and handle using his bare hands because he had to move it. and yes that was them.

Bennet: Sawed off shortened Mosin Nagant 91/30. I built one of these myself, but good luck firing more then 5 rounds without fucking up your wrist! For this one, don't let the flash toys confuse you!