
McKenzie 1st MRB
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FO:NV Is extremely glitchy. My buddy actually got killed by Giant RadScorpions that somehow were underground and attacking him. It was pretty hilarious when it happened though. He was on 360.
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Moss definitely had his foot outta bounds on that last TD. And they had 5 seconds left when they could call the challenge thats the best part haha.
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It's ok, Packers beat the ViQueens 28-24. And Favre nearly busted his ass! BAHAHAHA.
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Ford, those voices you were hearing weren't people in Vent. It's actually the voices in your head. Heh.
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It was actually a book first, Ian Fleming 1953, but it would be Casino Royale. "Are you a sheep or a wolf?" - Great Movie .
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Ahh this was a tricky one! Nacho Libre! "Sir I don't see what the problem is! This creamed corn tastes fine to me!" "It's DEVILED HAM!" "Ah, that could be a problem"
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The Boondock Saints, great fucking movie "When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
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Your terrible at this game... anyway, continuing on and starting a new "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "
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Office Space! "Nobody ever won a war by dying for their country. They won war's by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country!"
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Congrats Gooderham.
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Don't feel to bad Ford I went through 3 80+ dollar headsets in the course of 2 months. I'm on number 4. I had a Fatality one. Two Plantronics. and I'm on my Razer Carcharias now. Which I love. Next headset will probably be a Turtle Beach one though, fucking sick ass headset lol.
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MAH BACKPACKS GOT JETS! I'M BOBA THE FETT! .
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Marisa Miller + Captain Morgan Rum = Sword Fights?
McKenzie 1st MRB replied to Parker 1st MRB's topic in The Slope Chute
Because they want you to be drawn in by her jiggling womanly bits. -
Happy Birthday Buddy! Just remember, don't do any one I wouldn't do...twice. and if your gonna do drugs do enough to kill yourself! Long live the Bromance! haha Have a good one pal.
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I'm doing just fine, as for you McDowell, I told you ya should dump the crazy broad. But thats just me speaking from experience of dealing with crazy chicks.
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Oh my love go fuck yourself.... Bahaha that shit makes me laugh every time I hear it. Also, The EAS Song is fucking awesome lol.
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Thats the most badass thing I've seen from Sesame Street since Cookie Monster went apeshit over the fact that he had to switch to vegetables and shit. I mean whats with that? HE'S A FUCKING COOKIE MONSTER!
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Hey don't knock the rice burner cars man lol My Lancer Ralli Art is fast as shit, and I barely have done anythign to it. When I get a chunk of change, I'm gonna throw a turbo in it. Woot.
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'Mmmm kay...
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Happy Birthday Mamora! Hope its a good one .
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lol shit, your right. Ah well, still got a kick ass team!
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http://skippyslist.com/list/ My friend showed me this and I laughed for a good long hour or so. Read it and enjoy.
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I'm going to lose interest in football soon
McKenzie 1st MRB replied to GMoney BAR's topic in Sports Talk
Hell yeah man, no more living pay check to pay check, thats what I'm saying xD. -
See thats why you should only bitch about your job if you have a contract! i.e. Marine Corps :-P
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Round 1 :1:08 Garbage Team Round 2: 37 seconds, but two players dropped.