McKenzie 1st MRB

Granted. These Alien Implants are implanted correctly, allowing you to use alien weaponry. However you start losing all your teeth and fingernail, crave cat food and are able to communicate with other Aliens...all while starring in a really shitty movie. Have fun! I wish I was promoted to Corporal tomorrow. (in the USMC)

Fixed it. Switched Back to Vista... *cries* I'm so ashamed but I have to!

*was ignored* xD. lol.

Well, my shits jacked up again. I boot up DOD:S, it works fine til I get in server. At that point, it goes deaf, but I can see people queueing their mics. When I go to the audio panel, I change the sound type from 2 speakers to headphones and suddenly I CAN hear sound, but I can't hear mics at all.. Plz help? I need help with this so I can finish Rifleman MOS.

Granted. You are led into a room, with a hole in the ceiling and an briefcase on the table. You open the briefcase finding it empty. Suddenly the door slams shut and you are locked in. A nickel falls from the ceiling, then another and another. Soon, it becomes a torrent of nickels, burying you slowly in their weight, constantly pounding you until you are dead and buried amongst your 10 trillion dollars...in nickels. Giving a whole new meaning to "Blood Money" I wish I didn't have to do a uniform inspection tomorrow.

Save.

Lol what t3h fux? Also Warren, that is probably the scariest thing I have ever had to imagine because of a forum. Kinda reminds me of Winston the Wolf sort deal from Pulp Fiction.

Granted, you now have a circus's worth of fleas... I wish I had my Colt Industries M4A1.

Haji Transportation Services!

65 bucks a pop for my tickets for me and my buddy. July 1st, in San Bernardino! Can't motherfucking wait! I will hopefully be going to work that Monday with some stitches *wicked grin*

I'm giving ya an 8, cause Fallout Guy FTW. I don't have any real fancy sig, but my sig is one of my favorite poems of all time. So there.

Honestly Vamp, I didn't know you super well, and its been stated like 6 times already, but we aren't here to kiss your ass. You were here cause you wanted to be. Nobody put a gun to your head and said sign up. You found you didn't like what you saw, and you have every right to leave. But do not disrespect those who have done nothing but try and help you. The QM's office jumped through hoops to meet your requests. If thats not taking care of its troop, then I don't know what is. Speaking from experience, everyone here at the MRB is extremely understanding. I took about a 2 month unannounced LOA, because of both residency changes and other obligations. They welcomed me back with open arms and didn't even punish me at all for it. I was actually promoted recently to PFC from Private. Don't talk about the Officers being dicks, because realistically they aren't at all. They have al ot on their plates and sometimes if they may be a little short with an enlisted men, so be it. They work damn hard and should be allowed to. Anyway, that was just my two cents.

MRS. MCKENZIE IS A SAINT! lol. Mila Jovovich is definitely one of the hottest women in hollywood. Period.

*cough* Mila Jovovich *cough cough*

I've had sound card issues, but that might just be me.

Ok Whut t3h Fux?

Good Ford, ya got jokes. Not gonna lie, I'd like useful advice, like Yamagata, not stupid comments. Kthxbye.

I'm going Brees because A). Favre is a traitorous bastard. . Brees beat Favre C). Brees doesn't choke when it matters unlike Mr. Favre.

Simpsons Did It! xD. jk. But no that looks photoshopped hardcore...just saying.

Hoo-Hoos! xD

Ghost busters of course!

Hell yeah it is.

I have gone through every menu involving sound on my computer, and on DoD:S. Its not bad on other games which I don't understand.

Ok so this is just a heads up to everyone QQ'ing about my mic in the pub. Yeah I know it sucks. Yes I know it sounds like im eating my microphone. I can tell you I am not. I HAVE tried turning down the transmit volume on DoD:S's menu. I have tried new drivers, new plugs in, new firmware, anything I could get my hands on I have tried. When I find a fix for my fucked up mic, you will know. SO STOP QQ'ING! lol. Jees Pfc. McKenzie

Jolie by far in my opinion. Megan Fox is hot and all, but i mean she looks like a skank allllll the time. Especially in Jennifers Body? Looks like an anorexic crack whore. Besides Jolie wins becuase she was the original Lara Croft. FTW.