MY god i went out for a jog coz football, real football that is, aussie football! is bout to start with pre-season and i need to run. Anyway whilst doing that, i stop to stretch my legs and next moment i hear a big whoosh sound. didnt know what it was, thought i was just hearing things, start stretching again, and next sec i yell out FUCKING HELL YOU COCKSUCKER OF A BIRD YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE! a damn bird bloody swooped me and pecked just behind the ear. it goddamn hurt, took a piece of me as well, a small one but still a piece. felt a little bad coz there were kids walking to school that heard me, hope they dont use those words at school.