I have no arms BAR

I had a co-worker do this to me yesterday and I actually thought it had to be one of you guys that somehow got my number.

Did I start this somehow? The coincidence is staggering. Cat Facts

yeah those are nice Brow - WAIT HARDING IS BLACK????

OMG YOU HAVE AN OCICAT!!! So jealous.

If you don't remember me singing this all the time then you're too young.

Whew, I'm very reassured about the secret dental police not kicking down my door.

I want some of that beer now.

Might as well make her a deaf-mute to wrap it all up then.

She also has no sense of smell. True story.

Branem I mean this only as a compliment but your girlfriend looks like she's an anime character.

Blondie - Call Me

ROFL love FOTC

If this is going to turn into a wtf japan seriously thread here's a good one:

I think the weirdest part is the way those guys keep going "ooohwaahaoooo!! OOOOhwhwawp;!!!

Depends on who you ask. Not everyone who is religious thinks that religion should be a big part of politics. I see politics as much more about keeping the country running on a practical level, i.e. economy and whatnot as about getting involved in every little aspect of people's lives. I guess you could call me a libertarian in that regard because I think the government needs to be a lot smaller and less "nanny-ish".

Maybe he rapes also...

Love me some good Celtic music.

Now you can listen to music, hypnotize yourself and cook burgers all at the same time! !

I'll go for some Skyrim again. Same reason, no money as I'm buying a house.

Yahoo questions really makes me sad for humanity.

I don't really exist in RL. I'm just a figment of your collective imaginations. jk I live in central California. I work in the IT dept. at my local hospital. I study lots of things. Your sleeping habits for one. I speak pretty much just english, but know a little spanish. You kind of have to where I live. I play music and have for most of my life. I've been a singer since I was born, played drums since 3rd grade and just picked up bass last Christmas (when I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away). I can't stand cats. And I love my little girl.

That made my ears bleed. I think I'm mildly retarded now too.

Spoons can be sharpened...

I'll eat your brain with a spoon. I win.