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Wells 1st MRB

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  1. Blonde Jokes

    in The Slope Chute

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    An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

    I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    "Now, think about it seriously, cowboy...Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm going to have to explain it five times..."

    EL OH EL!!!! I never heard this one before!

  11. Quote Thread

    in Mess Hall

    Posted

    CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: GROSS

    1stLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: stop looking at your penis

    1stLt. R. Wells [1st MRB]: you're supposed to be gaming

    CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: My dick is a penis

    CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: I mean game

    CWO. K. Quarterman [1st MRB]: FUCK

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