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Conners 1st MRB

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  1. Oldie but goodie Simple whole wheat bread with butter spread on both slices then some J.I.F. Peanut Butter spread over the butter, Crunchy or smooth either way, Jelly is something that can be your taste, theres some awesome no name brand stuff that a local HEB has in stock that tastes great, have yet to taste a bad flavor from them though I prefer Aprico just spread some of that on one of them and put them together. Old but good style of sandwich, great, and easy to make and have yet to go anywhere where they've made a sandwhich that I've enjoyed as much as the ones I make.
  2. I call shenanigans on some of those shots. Not Hack shenanigans just shenanigans in general.
  3. Eh well, boobage maybe, I can get crafty with hiding it. Below the waist, that's where the trouble can be. BUT in general yeah try to avoid full nudity or even just toplessness, just to be on the safe side.
  4. Well it was only a matter of time, think this will be up in IMax theaters? Hell I'd pay to see it at least once Oh and lol Ness, nice find.
  5. Yeah ICP was a strange mix, they used to be ok, now it's just hard not to laugh sometimes, they just, don't have it anymore and they didn't have a whole lot to begin with either.
  6. Back when they were good and hadn't sold out.
  7. Best part, seeing Will Ferrell get the shit beat out of him by the foreman from The Office.
  8. The first image and the one with the midget and the guy with the bong, those two pictures scare the hell out of me.
  9. Favorite parts, the Cheney bit and the OSX part
  10. I've seen it before, watched it all the way through that time, saw it today before this, watched it again all the way through. And I don't know how, but I watched it all the way through, three times..... I think I just had a mini stroke...
  11. One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin forced me to give him a rusty fish hook which he took on a trip and used to catch gay sailors. Sailor Englebretson jumped into the Admin's storage locker and pulled out his Longsword. He started swinging it madly trying to hit a baby seal but instead he stabbed Zahl in the left buttcheek. Zahl moaned and screamed alot for hot candle wax to be slowly dripped on to his hot and spicy chilli-burger, the name he bestowed upon Cayen. Suddenly Aliens rushed Mcdowell's porn stash. The MRB shot Zahl's European face with gooey, sticky dijon mustard sauce with an added smack on the tip of his penis head. Then, cramer decided to make Cayen lick the mustard off of the large blue, wet rock that Cramer just urinated all over. After licking the rock, McKenzie sprung at Zahl trying to t-bag him. Meanwhile in Metropolis...Superman jacked off in front of Parker's bedroom window while poking his best cannelloni yet it poked out
  12. See, I fucking knew it, Modern Warfare and XBox 360, turn people into screaming whining little immature prepubescent tards.
  13. Does FPS Doug remind anyone else of Brucie from Grand Theft Auto 4? Or is that just me?
  14. Awesome, what songs do they play during that trailer?
  15. Think it would be possible to send Bieber back to Canada, we don't want him here in America.
  16. This in fairly bad taste but that's my opinion. Not sure how well this has done in the market, though judging by how they had a news bit on it, probably fairly well, and even more so after the news feed like the anchor said. It's relation, purely by visual standards, to cocaine, the drug, is a little too close to be in good taste and associating the drink with the drug and the lifestyle around it doesn't seem like a good idea right off the bat. Took a quick peak at their website and it seems to be doing fairly well so business must not be too bad for them. First time I tried typing iloveblow.com sent me to a YouTube channel that had maybe a dozen videos of different news articles or interviews all about it. They seem to thrive purely off of the bad press, the more they complain about it, the more news stations play bits on it, the better their business gets. So I'll say this, it is in bad taste, very bad, I think it would have been better to find a more, proper, or appropriate manner of marketing their product. BUT. Their probably pulling in some very heavy amounts of money from this, no matter what kind of press you get, it's good it seems so I have to say, it's pretty clever as well.
  17. Granted but it's actual shit from the actors in it and it's been sitting out and has maggots and flies on it. I wish the 360 rechargable battery I have would get fully charged already.
  18. One part of me wants to ask for that time of my life back I watched those videos, and another part can't stop laughing.
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