Conners 1st MRB

And as Bad Day, after taking materials from other fallen Transformers, I can create Kamikazes that fly out attack to a transformer and explode violently

I'd be an AC 130 gunship and call myself Bad Day, cause that's what I'd give everyone

Granted but during the movie, all the cast take turns punching you in the stomach and chest while you watch. I wish the toilet would stop running nonstop.

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they were any good. To my surprise, it's decent. Anyways, there I was TK'ing in spawn when my Thompson fell apart and I said, "Shit! .. Then the Admin

I am one, bwahaha, and I know there are others! Don't be ashamed, fucked up sleep schedules get us all. But in all seriousness, what is your favorite activity to do online when on at those dark late hours and early morning ones.

Like Pokemon cards and shit?

Granted but you sleep through everything fun I wish Valve would release Episode 3 already

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra. The pleasure, it wasn't as good as the time a Q-tip entered my rectum, but it reminded me of a time with strawberries and melted fudge dip. Two years later, I joined the 501st because I wondered if they

Maybe they had a threesome and the other guy didn't wear one, who knows, either way, that is just a little too off.

Granted but on Friday your Insurance companies CEO comes over to kick you in the crotch. I wish my cats would stop clawing my leg while I slept.

The parents of that person owe me those 9 seconds of my life back.

I'd be a fucking Pirate Tiger

Granted but you have to sleep in your car the whole time and have to pee into a bottle I wish I had one f those Jack LaLanne Power Juicers

Granted but it's a hot pink smart car and you have to pay double for gas and aren't allowed to go over 35 miles per hour I wish I could fly

Saw that one a long time ago.

I tried MySpace, it was, well, boring, and only thing I ever did on it was play Mafia Wars. It's clunky and irritating. And causes things like that.

This, was pretty cool, and all they need to do is make the mechanism smaller and they could patent that! Though all it takes is one person to whine about it being too tight or having it cut circulation off so their foot falls asleep and then they'll trip and fall cause they can't support their own body weight and a massive lawsuit will kill the idea entirely.

How do you think I got half of my backstab kills in TF2?

"Your a fucking inanimate fucking object!"

I'm putting that on my ipod.

The one time I would consider doing acid or something is if I was in that room.

You just waisted 58 seconds of my life, I want them back.

I yell at my cats all the time and they just kinda look at me like I'm insane and then just go back to grooming or trying to nap or whatever they were doing. Kinda how like that cat is doing to him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6K1_rdzndE...feature=related Don't forget these Marines

I've used Mac's, first computer I ever used, was a Mac. I didn't like it. And ever since every Mac I've ever used has been, meh. I've yet to use one that was drastically different than any other Mac. I've looked at Mac's, and their hardware is fairly weak, I mean sure there are some out there that have some heavy hardware are still pretty far behind what is considered high end. And all their "new" models are usually just rehashes of older models with either something increased and sold for more, or something decreased and sold for less. Usually the HDD and Monitor size. I'll admit Mac's are ok for graphics design and general graphics and design positions but, that's all they seem to be geared towards. I've really yet to see a single one, desktop wise that is, that didn't seem built for just for those things. The operating systems seem to be the major difference, as any windows OS will beat a Mac OS in overall usage of system resources, that is a Windows OS will use more than a Mac OS, and I've heard so many complaints about how Windows will crash but it has to do mostly with compatibility. It's compatible with so many things, of course your going to have issues with it at some point, but if your smart and pay attention to what your putting on your machine, then you shouldn't have so many issues. With Mac's if it isn't made my Apple, software wise, good luck, not saying that's the same for EVERY program but, it's just not worth the trouble sometimes to fuck with it. It's sad too people spend so much money on them when 90% of the time they use them only for daily computing. A PC is going to be cheaper, and if you actually use Antivirus and keep it up to date, you won't have an issue. And if you do, it's fairly simple to fix if you just let your antivirus work it's magic, Avast is awesome btw. As for the name calling, well it's going to happen, PC users beat the Mac users to the wittier, or well, easier to remember slurs. In the end I don't like Mac's for many reasons, not simply for the lack of games, that's kind of a petty gripe anyway. My main gripe is with the company and the gross jacking of prices simply for that bland half bitten logo, I'd hate to see the price of a full apple logo product. The hardware is at least a generation behind and no real solid difference, physically from a PC besides that logo. The OS i overrated and irritating to degrees which I can't explain and the price just makes it pointless. For the price of a single "high" end Mac I could make 1 or 2 PC's that could do anything the Mac can and better. Other than being a Mac of course and having that nice bland shiny white case and logo. Though most have probably just ignored this or just settled it in their minds already that I'm just some PC Elitist bashing on Macs cause it's easy. Ah well heres what I have to say to those