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Ritchey 1st MRB

Retired 1st MRB
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  1. Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?

    Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

  2. How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None.

    It should be opened by the time she brings it.

  3. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

    A battery has a positive side.

  4. What should you give a woman who has everything?

    A man to show her how to work it.

  5. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

    Divorced.

  6. man.. i got all stoked cause i thought you meant the real California girls
  7. Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?

    To open windows

  8. oh my god i love it. " Ya what now tough guy?! thanks for the birthday present!"
  9. Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

    Because she was trying to make up her mind.

  10. the dude, he knew whats up . just wanted the final breakup present to be..... rather epic.
  11. http://www.prettyloaded.com/ as boring as preloaders usually are, i cant seem to stop watching them!
  12. there is so much win in this statement, i don't know where to begin praising it.
  13. 1st read - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor_killing 2nd - Honor killing of a 19 year old Iraqi woman 3rd - Sheria law Honor Killing in Texas of 17 and 18 year old girls If forcing muslims to assimilate to our society/culture prevents this sort of shit from happening, call me a pigheaded prejudiced bastard.
  14. cant believe i made the list... and i cant believe someone voted for me!!! CONSPIRACY!
  15. those were some beat strippers... kinda makes me not want to go to the "fox hole" if they are the spokespersons for the organization in a media format. however... ugly strippers are cheap.... hmmmmmmmmm
  16. americans love explosives. FUCK YA and how could you object to how awesome this is
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