Ritchey 1st MRB

Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None.

It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What should you give a woman who has everything?

A man to show her how to work it.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?

To open windows

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

Because she was trying to make up her mind.