Cramer

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving nine inch nails into my urethra.

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could make me feel better, by shoving......

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter. So I went to the Strippers, hoping they could...

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but... his huge dick bruised my sphincter.

I can't stop loling! :D

One day in my life I fucked a mermaid. Felt great.. but...

Alright, I'm sure some of you have seen this type of post before on some other forums.. let's get one going here, yeah? Basically.. I will post 3 words of a sentence, then the next person will post those 3 words as well... but also add their 3 words to continue the sentence. For example.. I post: The old man... Next post: The old man went to the... Next post: The old man went to the gay bar and... Next post: The old man went to the gay bar and got a free... I'm sure you get it.. lol... ---------------------------------------------------- Rules: No flaming. You must wait for another person to reply before replying again. No specific topic.. just continue the story.. ---------------------------------------------------- Here are the first 3 words... One day in...

6/10

Gay Robot Pilot Episode

I know how it is. Imagine a house that has all of your games in it... lol

Name: HotTea Steam I.D: STEAM_0:1:26661583 Reasons for the Ban: Tking numerous times. Recommended duration of ban: 1 week Demo Provided?: N

I know. Ha. Over half of the ones others have listed I forgot all about. I need to update my list soon. lol

What did you use to change your desktop like that?

I think I have a pretty good idea of what is causing it.. but my DoD:S, (very frequently), disconnects from the servers due to "VAC Connection Issues". In my mind... its due to running on WiFi internet and it keeps disconnecting/reconnecting to the local routers around my neighborhood. The reason I think this is the problem, is because when I connect to my girlfriend's router.. I never have these problems because it doesn't constantly lose signal to the router. ---------------------------------------------------------------- My second issue... sometimes, DoD:S freezes at the "Retrieving Server Info..." loading screen when connecting to a server. When it freezes.. and I'm in fullscreen.. I cannot "ctrl+alt+del", "f10", "alt+f4", or "alt+tab". Before I launch the game.. I make sure I close all background programs, but something keeps causing this. It has never happened until maybe a week ago.. I don't remember downloading anything that isn't published by a trusted publisher.. so virus' and trojans are definitely not the problem. ________________ Please reply if you know any information on these issues as they are critical to get taken care of in order for me to stay active within the unit.

Name: ShazamCracka Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:26651364 Reasons for the Ban: Tking in spawn.. and when asked to stop, told me to "shut the fuck up and get good".. o.0 Does being good at DoD:S mean you kill your teammates? Wtf? Recommended duration of ban: 1 Month - Permanent Demo Provided?: N

Thanks guys.

Yeah.. thanks smartass. I mean what were the problems?

What made it "fail"?

This looks like an awesome plugin. It would make realisms more realistic by allowing fireteam leaders to assign a runner to deliver/receive messages to/from the squad leader. Also, it'll get rid of all the annoying mic spamming due to orders being given usually by 3-4 people at the same time. This plugin forces voice communication only to players within a certain radius of the speaker, which makes it so you cannot communicate to players accross the map; but rather within "speaking range."[Read More...]

Go hummus!

Already posted mate.. http://www.1stmarineraiders.com/index.php?showtopic=5239

Name: [b.E.S.] Latten2 Steam I.D: STEAM_0:1:14768063 Reasons for the Ban: Tked 1 time in spawn... and was asked to not do it again.. he apologized a few times..... not even 5 mins later.. he tked again.. and again for a 3rd time. Recomended duration of ban: 1 week Demo Provided?: N

7/10 Ganja Babe -Michael Franti and Spearhead