Jones 1st MRB

i have one scary thing! when i did boot camp i allways sleep on my uniform. and on my uniform i have a knife that means that under all my shit ther is a knife hard to get and everything. you cant relly move around when ur 15guys in a tent but somhow i my sleep i pulld out the knife and hold it in the air like im going to attack someone (like we did train the 3days before)

i have onother one happening the same night but whit a friend in the same tent. we wher sleeping whit ammo in the guns to faster be ready to deffend the camp if somthing happens and one friend did sitt up and tryid to pull the manover handel (get a bullet in the loop) but i grab the gun away from him and he whent back to sleep. 20min l8r he sit up said that 2000 pull upps its hard to do. but he would do it!

i do have alot more but thows was the funny ones!

OMG Berg

Moral of the story guys (no matter how I out this its gunna sound wrong) don't sleep next to Berg.

Me

Haha, Gang sign!

Legend training for Euro BCT's

how the fuck did he get the timing down?

I don't know if this was based on an actual engine or its his own design. Might have had blue prints if based on a full size engine, either way what he has achieved is pretty astounding.

Thats amazing one hell of a skilled craftsman.

This is also pretty cool

LMAO

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Great work again Branem as usual. We gunna miss our Elf, but am confident he'll be back, no one can stay away from the 1st MRB for long.

A big welcome to the forum and our server Ella and friends. We hope you continue to enjoy gaming with us, its always a pleasure to see new faces frequenting the pub . If you or your friends are interested in knowing more about the unit or are interested in joining us then don't hesitate to message me and I'll be only to pleased to help. When I'm next on steam I'll invite you to our public community group which will enable you to see announcements about any unit events which are open to our pubbers.

Happy fragging.

OMG lol, that is a gem, great posing love it. :)

Hummm not sure there is a correct answer to this, but here goes my opinion.

When the contestant is first faced with the choice they have a 1 in 3 chance of getting the correct door. Whether they choose the right door or not there will still be at least one door behind which there is a goat. So the host opening a door to reveal a goat does not help very much.

Once a door has been opened the contestant is faced with better odds with making a choice, they now have a 1 in 2 chance of success. However assuming the game show is honest and what is behind each door is not moved, the contestant has already chosen a door which has an equal chance of being correct compared to the other. So in fact there would be no benefit to changing.

The question is, if the contestant had selected the wrong door in the first place would the host have opened that door ending the game? It would be to the shows advantage to do that since they then dont have to give a car away. Whereas if the contestant had selected the door with the car it is to the shows advantage to trick the contestant into switching.

So Jones's thoughts are it is best to stay with the first choice.

So heres the next riddle.

Every morning at work Fred enters the lift at work, gets out on the 6th floor then proceeds to walk up the stairs to the 8th floor to the canteen. The only days he takes the lift directly to the 8th floor is when it is raining. Why?

Note to all: Don't use the blue dye

2nd note to all:- Dont break the rules

As usual, a very well written and interesting news letter. Great work media staff, OMG how awesome is the 1st MRB.

That really is awesome Stude, hat off to you for this one.

Branhem forgot to mention that the vid is actually 1/3 during sunday practice . It's his new Euro promotional vid.

It's ok, he's just preparing for Friday Night Fight Night.

That will be most of us later tonight.

These are always an amazing blast, lots of fun to be had so can't wait. Try to make every effort to join in the fun you won't regret it.

Many thanks Burton for introducing the 1st RB to us.

I have now posted in your unit relations section on your forums. Please add me to your friends list on steam, I am WO. S. jones [1st MRB] and we can talk about potential scrims in the future.

We look forward to a friendly and respectful relationship between our units

Many thanks

WO. S. jones

No and if I did I'm sure I would not be hear to tell the tale

Have you ever been so drunk that you lean out the passenger door of a car and puke all over a passer by's dog, look down and say you dont remember eating that?

Ohhhh Branhem that video is amazing, your a master. I nearly had to call my wife myself due to the induced lung choking laugh that ensued watching it.

Love it, keep em coming.

Congratz, thats great news, sleepless nights ahead

Jones:- Elf my wife's just walked in with a new pair of glasses, actually there my first pair I can actually see the screen now

2 hours later

Elf:- Jones I hate you

Jones:- Awww Elf you dont hate me

Elf:- I hate anyone who keeps killing me

Elf:- I cant shoot you now you have your glasses

Greetings to you Pfc. Kaisar and to the 3rd RB

The 1st MRB has had many scrim encounters with the 3rd RB, each competitive and conducted with great respect from both units. We look forward to future encounters in the near future.

Greetings to you Pfc. Hawk [1st RB] and to the 1st Ranger Battalion.

I am WO. S. Jones and am the public affairs officer for the 1st MRB, many thanks for introducing yourself and the 1st RB to us. We operate in a similar way to the 1st RB, recruits are required to complete BCT's where they are taught the required disapline as well as learning some of the basic skills required to be effective in realisms. We operate under a strict rank structure and pride ourselves on being a respectful unit but also competitive. We are very active within the realism community, always open to the offer of official scrims and in contacting other units to set up scrims.

I will post some details of the 1st MRB on your forum and also request a scrim in your war department.

We look forward to meeting the 1st RB

WO. S. Jones

You guys are the best

Thanks guys

Really appreciate it :)