Magic 1st MRB

Name:warequs Steam I.D:STEAM_0:1:25208177 Duration of Ban: 1 week. Please change to 1 month or more. Reasons for the Ban: Mass TKing. Demo Provided?: No Comments: I was speccing him after a warning and gave him a warning kick after he Teamwounded someone. I left server and was called back in by Wyatt because he was -6. By the time I banned him he got to -12. Jan 25, 2014 11:35:48 pm Team Kill killed teammate PhilippinesG1N0G4M3 with Thompson Submachine Gun Jan 25, 2014 11:37:44 pm Team Kill killed teammate CanadaPvt. Z. Wyatt [1st MRB] Jan 25, 2014 11:39:01 pm Team Kill killed teammate BrazilBayard Jan 25, 2014 11:39:10 pm Team Kill killed teammate Unknownedouard59 with MP44 Assault Rifle Jan 25, 2014 11:39:32 pm Team Kill killed teammate BrazilBayard with MP44 Assault Rifle Jan 25, 2014 11:42:02 pm Team Kill killed teammate FranceM0rnCl0w with MP44 Assault Rifle Jan 25, 2014 11:41:13 pm Team Kill killed teammate BrazilJoker with MP44 Assault Rifle Jan 25, 2014 11:41:09 pm Team Kill killed teammate United StatesBVG with MP44 Assault Rifle Jan 25, 2014 11:42:25 pm Team Kill killed teammate CanadaPvt. Z. Wyatt [1st MRB] with MP44 Assault Rifle Jan 25, 2014 11:42:56 pm Team Kill killed teammate BrazilBayard with MG42 Machine Gun Jan 25, 2014 11:42:49 pm Team Kill killed teammate GermanyRadoxer with MG42 Machine Gun Jan 25, 2014 11:43:04 pm Team Kill killed teammate BrazilBayard with MG42 Machine Gun Jan 25, 2014 11:43:03 pm Team Kill killed teammate GermanyRadoxer with MG42 Machine Gun Jan 25, 2014 11:43:34 pm Team Kill killed teammate BrazilBayard with MG42 Machine Gun

Oh wow nice one Heresy. +1 respec Also thanks to Mcy'D for providing the rewards for the competition!

I cleaned it up enough so you guys can see background. White boxes = personal shit. As you can see, I am a big fan of C&H

Looks great. But upon further inspection I found something else I am more proud of: 33% win ratio. This means that 1st MRB members take it upon themselves to join the losing team. Trying to make the server balanced even if they still lose in the end. Also I found three stats I want to bring to the attention of everyone. Berg has the highest Kill Streak of 40 kills on 02/19/2012. I don't know what happened on that day, but Berg must of shown the people one the server how true Swedish Supremacy actually is. 2nd: I have the Most 'Best Latency' Awards at the number of 38. WTS Leet pings + pingmaskers. 3rd: The Officers set us straight by having the only two members with above 2/1 KD

Name: bwerner Steam I.D: STEAM_0:1:56478708 Duration of Ban: Perma Reasons for the Ban: Rampant Teamkilling Demo Provided?: No Comments: I was going to ban him for a week but he got banned for perma. Thought it was another senior admin but it was accidentally me. Please change his ban to 1 week.

Excellent Video At 2:15, I think you gave the guy in the front reconstructive neck surgery. It seemed successful.

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Funniest Magic trick ever. Piff the Magic Dragon.

Sorry for the Giant picture. Sennheiser HD 280 Pro. Beast ass headphones. Pretty expensive tho ($75). Got them as a birthday gift. Perfect for me for DODs because great audio, very tweakable, rests gently on top of my head, and leaves room for my sweatband.

Excellent movie Kaba.

Granted : Society starts valuing logical thinking more and more and eventually we become like the Vulcans and suppress all emotions. I wish that my textbooks didn't cost exorbitant amounts of money.

Man ~ Making me go and research this shit. Carbine Baddie-----Kills-----Acc%---Headshots per Kill% Maines---10,427----19 --------27 Kirk------10,360-----24--------37 Gio-------6,587-----23 ---------33 Jab-------6,123-----18---------26 Kaba------3,764----19---------28 Magic-----8,449----22---------36 Well, you are Kirk. Since you barely played when I carbined, there was never any matchup. I got 7.5k carbine kills when I was in BAR for the kill record and then stopped using the carbine for 2 years.

These guys record every match they play (6v6s organized team against organized team on vents) so they have LOTS and LOTS of footage to choose from. The enemies aren't bots but other people. This is also a compilation of 3 dudes. I'm sure if you recorded 200 hours of gameplay, you too would have amazing kills and a lot of 5 kill streaks to choose from to include in your video. Although some of the shots may be ridiculous, I don't judge off of choice clips. I always love watching these kinda videos because they really get me in the mood for DODS. Here's one I like

*Ahem* I thought of you too Maines when I saw that. *Ahem* *Ahem* AHahahah reading this was pretty funny. What people don't seem to realize is that it is not about who can shoot the fastest. Shooting as fast as kirk is easy. It's killing people with those bullets if you're shooting that fast is not guaranteed. Sure sending 10 bullets within 10 feet of a guy in 1 second is fun and you might get a headshot off or wound him but, sending 5 bullets (in the same time frame) with 2 body shots and +1 headshot topping it off is better. Why? Because this game is not a 1v1. You used 15 bullets and haven't reliably gotten a kill. Congratulations you are now useless for 4 seconds. What if there are two? Or someone comes around the corner? I hope your footwork skills are good enough so you can run away alive. You should not want to place your survival on that your opponents are bad, you want to put your faith into yourself and your shooting + strafing skills. This is why I don't like people who use a mouse wheel script to to shoot their carbine, it fucks with their accuracy and in the end ~ makes you worse. Also you gotta realize, Carbine is OP our server. The original Devs balanced it giving it 2 clips and we gave it 10, enabling you to go on your 15 bullet shooting frenzies. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also, nice meme thread guys. I made this a long time ago (with permission to post ofc) before we had this thread but I never ended up posting it.

I think I can see galaxies in those eyes. I'm Jelly.

I was born for this thread. (Tyrion muthafuckas)

Ahem, I'm sorry to tell you that Magic, but Maines left the unit more than a year ago... I see him all the time on Dods I thought he still came onto the forums.....

Stargate Universe. Stargate SG-1 was what got me into the Phd path for engineering. Problem is it can't comeback since the cast is all doing other things/finished with it. I always felt SG-1 could go on forever. They had so many unexplored topics/things never answered. The possibilities were endless. I never want some A+ shows to end, their premises are too good. SGU is the next best thing. It started out pretty badly but by middle of season 2 it hit its stride. Last half of season 2 was A+. But it was cancelled as it was becomming really good (low #'s). Some dude wrote a season 3 script which was super-highly rated and is releasing it as Episode chapters. They should bring back a season 3..... And ofc obligatory: Firefly. Same thing: many unexplored topics + endless possibilities. Man most space shows have endless possibilities.

Logitech MX-518 11/10 Best fucking mouse. I have bought 4 and recommended it to 10+ people. Only one to break down is my 2nd mouse at 8 years old. Perfect shape for your right hand. Total of 5 buttons. Two thumb buttons (you don't need more in gaming. If you need more, use your alt/shift/ctrl keys ya dummies) Can install drivers for anything ridiculous you might want to do. BTW, Kaba I always thought you were a lefty? Buy a lefty Razer DeathAdder mouse. Its not stupidly expensive like most of their mouses and its pretty good. And its lthe best lefty mouse.

Ahh Kaba congrats. I always like this thread every year cause I've been playing the same amount of time as ya. (1 year pubber/Bar 2 years unit) Class 167 represent! I think it was Griswold, Maines, Me and Grant that are still here. I think we should have a 2 year anniversary party in the fight club.

Tilda Swinton in Orlando (1992) You can google pictures in google to come up with related pictures to track down / identify pictures. Step 0. Find a picture you want to track. Step 1. Open a new tab and set it to Google Images. Step 2. Click + hold on the picture to start dragging it. Step 3. While dragging, hold cursor over the Google images tab and it will switch over. Bring it over to the center of Google images and it will say "Drop Image Here" Step 4. Drop dat shit yo Step 5. Profit! Step 6. Now that you have tracked down all those porn stars you didn't know the name of, feel free to say 'Thanks Grand Master Magic' for imparting valuable knowledge you grasshoppers.

My friend told me not to do heroin but, he said if I was to do it, I should do it properly and gave me instructions. I will now be adding pictures to all my posts. deer god that is a big picture.

The blue feels so bland compared to the red Blue looks more official and serious tho.

Hey guys we shouldn't be doing this, and if we see someone stacking them then we should give them a warning. ~ If you get too many stuck it will crash the server. I always loved putting that flower pot on Anzio right underneath the spawn and laugh so hard when people landed on it. There are a few other fun bugs that exist in the game as well, pm me if you want to learn them. Theres also a flower put on the main street map with sewars that has a giant church on one side and ont he other side of the main street has a field w/ a wall that can be shot through. Good times.

Name: nordicr69 Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:59745754 Duration of Ban: Perma-Ban* (Fixed and is now 1 month) Reasons for the Ban: Setdown MG in spawn and Mass teamkilled everyone after repeated TK warnings Demo Provided?: No. Comments: I went to go ban this fellow for a month however I accidently pressed 1 and perma-banned him. I Contacted McDowell after and he fixed the perma-ban for me. Sorry for the mistake. I was told to come post a ban report for this.