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Bunt

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  1. Japan (22) USA (21) Mexico (18) Canada (21) Russia (20) England (19) Norway (18) North Korea (14) Sweden (28) Finland (20) Germany (19) China (20)
  2. Japan (22) USA (20) Mexico (19) Canada (20) Russia (20) England (19) Norway (19) North Korea (16) Sweden (25) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (20)
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  4. looking good as it usually does everybody.. good work
  5. Happy bday Kirk!!
  6. Japan (21) USA (20) Mexico (20) Canada (18) Russia (20) England (19) Norway (19) North Korea (17) Sweden (26) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (20)
  7. what... the fuck... Parker it all makes sense now...
  8. I agree.. i like food too much, although i would try this concoction once at least.. just to try it out
  9. wtfuck nuggets.. just another thing i need to effing try someday.. shit.. granted the reverse effect i obviously just.. no..
  10. There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didn't need his owner with massive thighs. "Holy Shit balls" said the penis, "Time to get some." And they formed a alliance, they called themselves the phalliance. The Phalliance had a secret, a secret to end world mistreatment of all Odobenus rosmarus. Unfortunately, it required the use of something the sloth army hated the most
  11. lol.. looking at this now.. after last night what we did.. bahahah.. cracks me the fuck up
  12. Japan (20) USA (20) Mexico (20) Canada (21) Russia (20) England (19) Norway (18) North Korea (17) Sweden (25) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (20)
  13. Japan (20) USA (21) Mexico (20) Canada (20) Russia (20) England (20) Norway (18) North Korea (18) Sweden (23) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (19) Australia (1)
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