Frantz

Reminds me of the old Boot Camp stories...

In USMC boot camp, due to the amount of inane bullshit you go through, and the repitiion, it's not uncommon to be standing guard duty (like they do every night) and here some one yell in their sleep "AYE AYE SIR!" or some such...

However my story is a little different

According to the guards on T-9 (Training Day 9, 9 days after we met our DI's for the first time), I arose from my deep slumber, and somehow managed to walk my way down to the edge of the squad bay, where the Drill Instructors Hut was. No one stopped me, figuring if I was gonna go bother the DI, I had a damn good reason. I apparently made a facing movement towards the DI Hut Door, banged on it very loudly three times, and yelled at the top of my lungs "GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN!" then proceeded to turn back, go back to my rack and fall asleep. The poor kid standing guard duty, they thought it was him and tore him apart. I awoke to them screaming, and I was half in and half out of my rack, with no recollection how I got there. To this day, I have no idea what spawned it, but it was pretty god damn funny when the kid told me the story the first time.

On a scale 10 to 10 how bad did the kid get chewed out

HAPPY NATION TURKEY NOM NOMS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got really drunk one time. fell asleep on a couch. then found my self in my front yard. XD

I agree Richards, one of these days, people are gonna come to school and start making shit REAL deep, and you'll have 2 options

1. Befriend him

2. DIE

That is all

Perfect example of this... Columbine

I am in total agreement.

Friends, or dead

If anyone still does play my soliders names are.

Sharklock and Sharkassault XD

I play. Player name is "Edos Prime"

I would be your man-slave for all eternity. Also meow.

Hes offering it all to u Evo

Name: Nicholas M. Frantz

Reason fro not buying: Well my dad recently bought it and was like u gotta get this. Sadly im as broke as a rock

Also, Cast, thank you for your generosity to the unit. Even if i dont win. Thank you very much for spending your hard earned money on us fun loving crazies XD

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They should not have banned this. I would die of laughter so fast if i saw this on tv

Lol. No Arms.

Ok what has 3 eyes, 7 legs and 1 arm?

What is..... The...... Secret Question of a question, with a question, plus 2 questions, minus 3 questions, times 1

I did tell them you found it We had a good laugh about it in vent Good find

Lol. yes their time will come.... but when??? that is the question

I found this on r facebook page. I found it hilarious. Major Parker please dont hate me. but i had too

Parker u need to get on facebook page. Theres a rather funny photo up there.

Hm mmm. all the nice people are Canadian, what does that make us Americans???

AGREED!

Dawson ill play with ya anytime

Sweet. we should get a game going sometime. I play Britz only

Just wanting to know if anyone would like someone to play CoH with. Im always down for a good fight

I want to thank the older parts of my family for serving during WW1, WW2, Korea, and Vietnam.

I would also like to thank my Mom, and Dad as they both served in the Navy. Dad 7 years, Mom going on 20.

And soon in a little over 10 months i will joining in my family's great tradition of serving this amazing country that we live in

I would also like to thank every man, and women who served, and will serve,in the past, present, and future. For the sacrifices that they have made for this country.

Without you our freedom may have never come to be.

*Salute!*

Semper Fi

My riddle is still up hehe

Awesome vid, elf you will be missed, good luck with your future endeavors

If 1+1=2 and 2+2=fish, whats 3+3???

Also, a riddle:

There is a locked room upstairs (assume this light emits no light when the light inside is lit). You can only go upstairs ONCE, you cannot return to the lower level after ascending the steps. There is 1 lightbulb inside the room wired to one of 3 switches downstairs. You need to figure out which lightswitch controls the lighbulb.

I wouldnt know what to do

It wasnt me i swear

SHOVELS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!