S. Richards

I actually habitual feed during climax with my wife in bed and sometimes tend to pull out too fast which results in my cum being thrown at my face sort of like a fleshy trebuchet.

Only one man can make eating a double Whopper look this damn sexy. And then God cursed me with thy final morsel.

After my 12 hour shift on the rig.

The beard must grow fuller, thicker, longer!

I intentionally "chumped" my cock up half hard to make it look bigger than the rest while going through Health inspections on line. Win. But here you go: http://ehealthforum.com/health/uncontrolla...ns-t238144.html And if all else fails, just slam your dick in a door a couple times.

BRUTAL.

He stole my move! I do the same thing after I bust the moneyshot on Engle's Mom's face.

I've broken bones of my own and others, but never in a Jiu Jitsu tournament. I awoke from falling asleep behind the wheel doing 80 mph and riding up a jersey barrier on a turn on route 15 CT, where I proceeded to fishtail out and heading straight for the treeline, managed to pull off a J-turn and get control of the car. Scariest way of waking up, period. Route 15, not that much wiggle room lol:

Like a metrosexual cradle robbing Edward Vampire or a steroid abusing Dodge Charger driving Wesley Snipes Vampire?

Have you ever thought of trying Hardcore? Aggressive and hard hitting at 220 bpm's! Reference below:

Oh god, it's in the town next to me?!?! So going tommorow to troll, gonna ask for a pamphlet and delve into the details of COCK. Gotta do it for the lolz edit: They have a Pastor with the last name of Vagisil?!?!!!!!111 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I only say it because many young guys that are prospective on enlisting have diluted/grandiose visions of the Marine Corps diverged from testosterone/bravado that they will be over there shooting bad guys and when their back stateside they'll go on "cool" training ops, and none of it will have any repercussions. If you were to say, I wanna join just to experience the military or I wanna join because I don't know what else to do after high school, I can respect that, but to say I wanna join to kill people and go to battle, without prior knowledge of the burdens of executing said actions, is just born of pure ignorance. Ask my buddy how awesome it felt to watch an 8 year old have his intestines ripped out and sent fifty feet down the street from a 20 mike mike out of an A-10 during a CAS mission, or how fun it was to watch him crawl along the ground crying for his mother before he died. If thats a true reason, you need to be hospitalized and diagnosed as an aggressive sociopath. Believe me, I'm not saying don't join at all, I'm all for it and it was the best time of my life, but some enlistments come with a heavy price. And any Marine that says otherwise is either a lying baby back bitch or a recruiter and I'll be quick to dishone them as a fellow brother of mine.

Police call my brass! To get shot at from unknown vantage points from non-uniformed combatants whilst in their shithole country with little to any downtime or good food/showers/sleep, and lets not forget some of your closest friends might not make it back. Might want to sort your priorties and knowledge about active combat/combat support units out, because it's not all "shoot bad guys, days over lets grab a beer."

The only thing I regret is the ones on my forearm, work could of been better, but it's not bad. Getting full sleeves, hands, chest and neck tatted up soon with the influx of money coming in. I think the first will be the dotted line across the neck with the scissors and "Cut here".

lol'd so hard at "precious food" hahaha.

Beware of Parker, he'll put a 20k+ credit bounty on your head if your doing better than him, even if your on the same team. If your reading this Parker, there will be dire repercussions, thought I couldn't find out, but says in the stats you spent over 20k on bounty. Btw, renaming my planet back to "ParkerisGay" so every time pirates attack it you can think about what you did.

Better sharpen that knife. Someone take care of the light work, Maines, please.

Slowly but surely, I have been assembling the finest men in the unit to burn, pillage and plunder the galaxy with.

Vote goes to Parker, for never holding the meeting.

Not on the list, time to celebrate!

Here ya go.

It's true, I have wired my CPU to a lightning rod that runs up a clock tower.

Parker. U mad? Bryant. Congrats, Your on the list kiddo.