S. Richards

Demerit.

Ha, переключили до українських, вас сердитих?

Tovarishi means comrade, for anybody wondering.

I have a half French Canadian/Irish, half Peruvian two and a half year old. In good condition, physically superior, well above average height and already has a mustache growing in. The only minor repairs needed is that he cries a bit and needs his sleep schedule adjusted. I'll only accept PayPal but shipping will be included. Lets talk games.

Obviously you know everything about my military experience. And even if I wanted to boast about my experience with SF, I wouldn't be proud to say I worked side by side with a dumbshit who violates COMSEC/OPSEC on multiple levels by starring in some POS like this that tries to bring some sort of "understanding" to the public about what they do.

Bah, this shit looks so Hollywood. It's like saying that if I fell behind on my auto loan that the loaning institution is actually going to send a fat mexican chola with painted on eyebrows and a roided out 40 yr old white guy that never wears anything but jean overalls to come repossess my vehicle.

Granted, you cuddle Parker's dick with your tongue on a daily basis. I wish Bryant did a little bit more research on the side effects of steroids.

Magoo and Patrick talking about slutty women and their appearance; Magoo: You can tell just by the way she's dressed that she's covered with STDs. Patrick: Women don't dress like that! Magoo: Women in New York dress like that, what are you talking about? Me: Yeah, Magoo's mother dress's like that all the time. Magoo: Yeah, how do you think I know about all the STD's?

Granted, but it must be flipped by Anton Chigurh. I wish I had unlimited access to the hospitals anabolic steroid, human growth hormone and morphine storage rooms.

I kill little girls.

^^ 1 upper!

Could hook you up with a job in Oil & Gas drilling industry. Long days and plenty of bull work, but you start pretty close to six figures. That plus it's 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off and if your single you could pretty much live out of suitcase touring the rest of the world in those 2 weeks throughout the year.

Bah, the days of going to raves rolling are dead and gone.

Weed...Srsly? Fucking weaksauce, just like the fanbase.

(Rotterdam Terror Corps, Angerfist, Drokz, Art of Fighters, Dyprax, Outblast, Tha Playah, etc) (Showtek, Headhunterz, Blutonium Boys, etc) (Eric Prydz, Pryda, Swedish House Mafia, Daft Punk, etc) Alternative (Incubus, Saosin, Minus the Bear, Say Anything, Taking Back Sunday, Circa Survive, The Mars Volta, The Fall of Troy, etc) Jazz (John Scofield, Pat Metheny, Jaco Pastorius, Louis Armstrong, etc) Folk (John Butler Trio, The Shins, etc) Underground hip hop (Atmoshpere, Eyedea, Murs, Doomtree Crew, P.O.S., etc) Opera (Pavarotti, I mean, c'mon!) Classical (Wagner, Mozart, Tchaikovosky, believe it or not I usually hit the gym to classical) Lounge (Richard Cheese, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis Costello, Burt Bacharach, Tom Jones) R&B (Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Seal) Rock & Roll (Boston, Fleetwood Mac, Steve Miller Band, CCR, George Thorogood & the Destroyers, Sammy Hagar, Talking Heads, R.E.M., Journey, etc) Most underappreciated artist IMO:

I am impressed. +10 points

Good luck.

I would rather the womans face be in the urinal itself, so I can "clean" it with a good ole' fashioned golden shower. Nothing like showing dominance over your domain by urinating on a persons face.

I can see his dentist is the farthest from being on his mind. This man rivals the shit I took this morning.

Pigs Eyes Pub and maybe Black Eyed Sally's for a couple rounds, then it's off to stumble down the street, find my car and pass out in the backseat.

I could use a brush-up on Sex Ed with Engle.

Got my AR-15, know some spanish and got Combat Hunter training and tracking experience, but the Amazon sounds too far, so I'll just stick to the nightclubs around here.

Going by your shirt, you must mean shiney and jewish.

Dick Richards, Man of Action.