S. Richards

Hauptbefehlsleiter Richards has reviewed this post and upon summary, concluded that you have deserved demotion back to Hitler Youth. Congratulations. February 20th?! Jeez, about time you start wallhacking like the rest of us.

The son of Karrot Cake?

"His role as an idealistic lover has lead the word "Romeo" to become a synonym for a passionate male lover." Far from my man, and if by tragedy you mean getting married too soon, I guess so.

Ahh, I see your taking great interest in my sexual activites and preferences Yama, I'm quite flattered. Well, I'm a bit of a Romeo type, I sweep women off their feet the first night with sweet nothings and a little bit of that signature Richards Penis ™ , then I disappear faster than a bag of crack in Whitneys house early in the morning. That will satisfy your curiosity for now hopefully.

All point and laugh at the great infinite quasi tard Thomas! Whenever I hear Thomas's name, it reminds me of that scene from Kung Pow: "Don't pay any attention to him, we purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."

No way, that is the finish the sentence thread, and you left out the remainder of the next beginning sentence. It's not finish the 5 paragraph college essay thread. Challenge lost, please see vid below.

My posts are worthwhile. Sorry, I choose quality over quantity. My work is done here, thou shall carry forth and continue with the creation of "posts" which lackluster of grandiose content or inspirational scriptures such as thine. And you guys might call it a neverending pattern of laziness in my posting, but it's actually my admirable patience at work

Eh, not a big fan but I'll watch it just to see how Tom Hardy performs as Bane. Pretty decent actor imo.

C'mon people, raise the stakes. Play for resignations, not a couple of letters!

Naw, you can get a bag of them for 99 cents at the dollar store, helium sold seperately. Man, our SABOT rounds for our tank cost $10,000 a round and those are just training rounds. Live rounds start at around $40,000 a round.

Pick your poison.

Kind of reminds me of Natural Born Killers with Woody Harrelson.

Martinez, could you please cover either of these?

Juggalos, how the fuck do they work? I can tolerate alot of music, but the day somebody puts an ICP cd in my cars music player is the day they are walking. No offense to the group it self, respectable that they make music the way they want to without the influence of what is selling, but the fanbase is just everything I hate in the world.

The things I hate most I passionately research to find redeeming qualities. As far as ICP, I have found that video. A fat slob who carries a 12 inch pipe in her car and proceeds to call others fat and cowards. Pure comic gold.

Shoot, still can if you wanna go coast guard with me, going for Air Survival Technician/Rescue Swimmer in the next coming months.

I actually plan new budget cuts for the Department of Defense in my spare time to save a buck on our taxes. The puppy throwing off a cliff was my idea, to simulate grenade training as we all know actual live grenades are more costly to the taxpayer. This is the next one I am proposing. The very sound alone will strike fear into the hearts that oppose us.

Compton. Alright so I lied, but the burbz be dangerous too naw sayin? Like you might forget to put your garbage bin on the curb on wednesday afternoon and have to do it at night when it's all dark and stuff!

Playing music like that where I live will get your wallet stolen and eye blackened in no time.

Too late. Cheater. Do you love foreskin as well? Because I think I could help you fix that.

I suffer for science Magoo.

Used to sing that on the way to Misquamicut beach in Rhode Island.

I swear to christ the mild marlboro snus taste like maple syrup. Use to put a couple in at zero dark thirty to give me the illusion I actually got to eat something lol.

Snus or Snuff? Two different things, I've tried both. Snus is slightly smaller then pouches here in America and significantly less stronger than Long Cut or Fine Cut. I used it when I would be working in a professional atmosphere where walking around with a bottle for a spitter would of been frowned upon. Snuff depends on what you call it. Traditional Snuff would be placed on the finger and snorted through the nostril similar to doing a line of cocaine. Snuff you can find in cans down south is just really small strands of tobacco, shorter then fine cut, almost powder like. Kinda sucks dipping up North as no one really does it, so when you have a huge pinch (I pinch almost half of the tin in my lip at a time) people look at you like you have a tumor growing from your mouth. And the spitter is an instant turn-off for any respectable woman I know.