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5...But.. I plead a fifth of Bushmills.

Favorite spot at work, hanging out the 25th floor window of the Travelers tower in Hartford. View is awesome.

on the ships hull and everything within a mile or two should be evaporated/incinerated. You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. Besides, bring back life form is priority one, all other priorities rescinded. I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

Idk about you guys but I shit bricks when I hear something on the motion tracker going off.

A couple of pics, bottom is most recent. Center in this pic.

Name: Dante Steam I.D: "Dante" STEAM_0:1:1922197 Reasons for the Ban: Tw/Tk, Tk in order to obtain players weapons, numerous warnings. Recommended duration of ban: Requesting adjustment to 1 week, accidental permanent ban Demo Provided?: No

Holy shit is that Teachey's mom as a child in the beginning?!

No Golden Grahams = No God...

I find this hard to masturbate to.

I always knew my son was batting for the other team...

My penis would fall short of being properly holstered . Can they "rib" the cock holster if need be?

This should inspire every moron that wants to off someone to join a gang not to use birdshot like an idiot. If he used 00 buckshot that kid would be toast. Good story nonetheless though.

Thats Bullshit! = He's better than me, but I'm gonna leave it at two words.

Full Name: Shane Richard Daigneault Age: 22 Location: Hartford county, Connecticut Occupation: Currently a building operations foreman. Favorite activity or hobby: Weightlifting, Kayaking, Reading Special talent: I can blow your head off from about 500 yards away using iron sights, I can hit a tank in its tracks with an AT-4 from about 400 yards away and I have a knack for Art. Favorite alcoholic beverage: Tequila - straight, no training wheels. 3 Favorite movies: 1. Sunshine 2. 28 Days Later 3. Road to Perdition 3 Favorite bands or musicians: 1. Celldweller 2. Incubus 3. Pavarotti 4. Pelican 5. P.O.S. 3 Favorite songs: 1. John Murphy - Surface of the Sun (Adagio in D minor) 2. The Faunts - M4 part 2 3. Ben Kenney - Breath 4. The Smyrk - The Death of Jason Todd 5. Audioslave - Shadow of the Sun 3 Favorite foods: 1. Fillet Mignon 2. Deer Jerky 3. Bison Burgers 3 Favorite video games: 1. Alan Wake 2. Dead Space series 3. Mass Effect series

No, but I use to run across the DDR machines while people were "dancing" to piss them off and break their "combo" at the lan center in my mall, and I also frequently hold the elevator door open so the people on the floor below wait extremely long to use it for no reason whatsoever. Have you ever tried to decapitate your father (Who's a police officer) with an electric guitar while high on PCP, who then proceeds to call up the police himself to have backup put you in an ambulance and keep you tied down to a stretcher, all because he simply denied you the right to use the car to hook up with a booty call?

@2:00, that's the actor that Dateline pays to lure in the predators, run before the Chris Hansen sits you down!

No but I was so hungover that I sharted myself once in class. Passed it off as butt sweat to deny the cold hard truth Have you ever been so drunk that you take a shit in your front yard, pass out inside, and wake up the next morning and upon viewing the heap of feces in the front yard all the memories of last night are revisited?

Your taxes pay for my boredom

Ahh, red lens "moonbeam". I see we are concerned about light discipline in this situation.

Fuck Arby's, all about the Quiznos bourbon steak sub.

I win.

Watch the world burn.

Well, if were talking about the series, no, Lucy Lawless got fucked up by Spartacus and Batiatus is dead. But apparently Lucy survived the encounter. And yeah, may the Heavens part the cheeks on the ass of Lymphoma and ram cock through it

Congrats on the lil man brother!

Have fun trying to hit anything with that. I personally prefer the semi-auto Coonan 1911 .357 magnum. Coonan .357