S. Richards

Drunk, July 2nd, 9:30 in the morning at the cottage by the beach.

Wow, I'm gay. Learn a new thing everyday.

Old School G.I. Joe > Anything. I still have the talking 12" Duke action figure. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle...

"Atta Boys" are to be used far and few between. Yours have lost all rejuvenating moral power. Thundercats > He-Man...

Hitman, Max Payne, Postal, Far Cry...

Kaba's Sign

It's definitely up there with Scienide as one of my all time favorites from the Prodigy.

Battle Los Angeles which should of been named Pearl Harbor 2: The return of Disappointment.

Trolls 2, Shark Attack 3, etc etc....

Do they have one for the rear? Because I'll tell ya, the shame of holding on to a tree to perform the Saigon Squat and realize you miscalculated the distance between your anus and the shorts around your ankles at the concise time you watch your baked goods fall into your trousers, is not a very pleasant one. Almost makes you wish you hadn't of even bothered so you could of just put that wet feeling off as some sweat and not of known the dark truth...

Non-newtonian fluid on a speaker cone would be a great conversation piece on my coffee table. I too have observed the Barus effect when I have effectively withheld my urine for several hours and then go to release it. It's a mix of emotion, almost equatable to bathing in pure white light tainted with guilt and shame for hitting the ceramic rim of the toilet.

Finally, those distant voyeur shots will be able to satisfy my needs before night-night.

Probably your best bet. It's really not that hard, especially for the Marines scores. My english score on the test alone was enough to get me into the Corps. If anything, look into the fundamentals of mechanics/engines, be sure to brush up on your geometry/how to assemble (think Legos, sounds weird but it helped me) and the basics of electronics/circuitry. If you've done reasonably well in your grades in school everything else should just fall into place. I know this sounds like I'm saying you'll get a good enough score without a doubt and that might not be the case but i say it like this because as long as you get a high enough score to get into the Corps you can always re-take the ASVAB once your in. So if you decide to make the Corps a career you can re-take it and move onto something more challenging. Besides, most good jobs don't need a GT over 110 anyways and thats easy as cake to get.

Possibly thee best game reviews *Insert Sarcasm*. Have fun and let the hilarity ensue The level of distortion this guy pulls off of video games is beyond me. Most games understood, but Portal? C'mon guy. http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html

But uhhh *PHEWWWWW!* *WIP WAP WAP WHAP* Anyways...

For those who haven't heard of this phenomenally talented group of musicians, somewhat bluegrass/rock/roots jam band from Australia, allow me to introduce them P.S. Check out Take Me, another song I've been binging on by them. Go ahead, indulge, be amazed, rape the replay.

My native tongue is ebonics, but my english ain't too shabby either.

I still remember that headshot I got on a certain someone as soon as the door rolled up in room clearing

Or better yet, Brink...

Bioware, nuff said.

As a former marine tanker I take that to offense. I worked damn hard to keep these biceps and pecs going...

Omfg, what about Clarence Clemons?! E-Street Band with Bruce?! Everybody is so wrapped up about this immature moron who crashed his porsche that they forgot about the real loss this month...

I found the perfect Trailer for MW3, right here. Perfectly describes how the gameplay will be... It's funny, check it.

Just in case you guys missed it, released early June, here it is. Mass Effect 3 Trailer