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S. Richards

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  1. English speaking forum, please don't spam Hogwarts spells. Happy Birthday Penistucker and Wells.
  2. It wasn't. I heard it with my own two ears on February 17th, 2013. It was horrible, an ubearable atrocity of epic proportions. Prejudice filled the air, the night was early and tensions were flying. And then, you finally realized you took a simple comment too literal.
  3. Mindfuck! The plot thickens...
  4. Of Coogan. We don't speak of it anymore...
  5. Yo a got dayum liar boi! STFU! lololol.
  6. I can still achieve an erection, then again, I also don't abuse "stereo's" and eat Ego waffles. I do yell at smaller guys though, with constructive criticism like "Hey bro, why you looking in the mirror, you don't look any different from 20 minutes ago?". I also drop dumbells after a set conspicously close to peoples feet if they're in my "bubble". I also despise people who come in like it's a fashion event, fancy jeans on with an Armani or Ed Hardy shirt, then they go over, do one set of 20lb curls and walk out with a horrible case of imaginary lat syndrome.
  7. What's happened to my great nation?!?! What happened to kids just having good ole' plain fun with hop squares and rolling hoops with sticks? Does no one help mother with chores or churn the lard to butter anymore? Does no one find happiness in helping father till the soil for next seasons crops?
  8. They are heavily armed pointing automatic weapons at you and wearing riot gear. The sheer ignorance that you wouldn't even question why these guys would have pre-made explosives of the same type from the bombings on there persons already would be enough for me to wanna suck start my Glock. You'll defend my rights? Really? How? I've already done a rodeo with the Marine Corps, what have you done so significant in defending rights that you feel the need to patronize me about it sir?
  9. Rights are pretty useless once your dead. But I digress, since we've delved from intelligence, started referencing comic book characters and started debating freedom against a supposed police state in a topic about an ongoing act of terrorism, I'll just put my last two cents in that we need stricter pressure cooker controls along with background checks for them. This seems to be on par with the same logical reasoning and thought process of yours.
  10. Yeah, if it was me in his shoes right now and they weren't searching house to house without consent, I would totally hide in your house and put a gun to your head and tell you that if you consent to a search I'll kill you and your family. Which is probably why their searching every house without consent, because a population's safety is more important than one individuals claim of rights, unless of course you disagree and prefer your rights over others potential lives. Just a Protip from someone who has actually done searches for high value targets before.
  11. Thank you sir, the task proved exponentionally difficult on my neural net processor. Well, it seems the device was a pressure cooker packed with black powder, nails and ball bearings. Nasty stuff, but if it wasn't a command det like I initially thought this would help narrow down the timeframe as the timer can only be set to X amount of minutes, only a matter of time now.
  12. Forgot to marinade the steak the night before, now I gotta use A-1 steak sauce. Just tried to grasp the concept of infinity. I've become delusional, paranoid and suicidal with a side of raging migraine.
  13. Can't wait until your 30 and fully bald lololol. Veal, delicious baby cow.
  14. I can do that, just without the ball.
  15. I nominate this camera man to be the negotiator of all future suicide attempts.
  16. Low yield explosive, incendiary of some sort, probably packed with homemade materials for shrapnel. Most likely a command-det via cell phone, as wires would be too obvious in an event like that. So, some technological know how, something fairly easy to get off the internet from questionable sites. Probably a home-grown extremist of some sort.
  17. Gotta hit up the treadmill at the gym instead of running outside in nice weather to avoid blowing up.
  18. And thats why I never go running for cardio. And I don't understand why you are already implying that they come from the other end of the World. I don't want to get in an argument about that but the person who did that might well aswell be american(s).
  19. Nothing new. Pelvic thrusts, repetitive catchy lyrics americans cant understand, toss a few "fabulous" wrist throws and 2 steps and you got a sensation.
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