S. Richards

You better be the next Chuck Palahniuk.

AC3 or Hitman Absolution.

+1

Me and the wife.

Commisioned as a 2ndLt. As far as commanding your own tank I highly recommend you fail out of flight school first since 90% of the platoon commanders in Tank Bn's are flight school dropouts it seems. Atleast 3 out of 4 for me were. And familiarize yourself with land navigation, my last BLT almost got my tank section obliterated in an artillery exercise out at Mojave because he sent us to the wrong coordinates. Fucking butterbars.

Find Magoo and take a picture of his destroyed beach house. Spray paint a penis on his boat. Rename his boat to "The Drug Runner". Cut his power to send him back to the stone age, again. Ziptie a lugnut to his driveshaft near the wheel on his vehicle. Just got to use your imagination.

Never happened for me, most unfappable vagina monologue ever.

Tenchi Muyo, DBZ and the movie Akira was about as much as I could take before feeling a sudden onset of puberty hit me.

I'd just like to point out the massive typo "Girlfriend" in the title. I believe "Boyfriend" is the proper noun you were looking for. I'd suggest; But I'm guessing you would have enough rubber left over to make a raincoat. Used condoms twice, didn't like it, never again. Call me lucky but I don't think a single one of my past stands or gf's have been on some sort of contraception.

The Pacific. Everybody likes riding a couch and watching Americans kick Nazi ass repetitively, but no one likes the introspection on the less obvious price those men had to pay to do such asskicking. I guess the lines are little more blurred (Bigger gray area if you will) in the pacific between friend and foe, i.e. booby trapped civilians etc, which allows it to be more relatable to me. Plus I was a Marine, so naturally I'd choose it. I'd also like to add in that there is a bit of misrepresentation on BoB. In the Ardennes forest it's not no one got left behind, many got left behind. My Friends great Uncle was in the 101st when he got hit in the gut and the only reason they didn't leave him behind is because he pulled his rifle on them and told his men "Your not leaving me out here." Fun Fact.

Name: Sexman4000 Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:8433496 Duration of Ban: Perm Reasons for the Ban: Intentionally Tking, -23 at time of ban Demo Provided?: N Comments: BARking and Doc Murray of BAR both present at time of ban.

Because you commented though his pissant thread will be viewed exponentially more which is why he exhibits this kind of extreme behavior.

Magoo's MG position exists because I allow it, and it will end because I demand it.

1st MRB Rambo Instructor.

Being a father.

I knew the painting of the man in the background looked familiar.

Must be some bitching Bingo nights there. I didn't know you were a senior either. 1) Magoo's probably double checking notes and doing inspector gadget shit on comparing banned IP's from his ski lodge, like a douche. 2) Stone probably died from drowning due to looking up at the rain and keeping his mouth open. I wager a $20 donation to the server for said answers if they come to fruition.

I figured I'd amass a group of survivors and traverse the lands searching for a suitable hideout using the leadership and combat survival qualities gained in the Marine Corps. Whilst doing so I would "scout ahead" with one person at a time and off them for food. Meals on wheels. Either that or I'd just kill the five people closest to me in distance and wing it from there.

Try watching Richard Simmons "Sweating in a Golden Oldie". It's got the type of homoerotic action you'd love, with the horror and scares of richard simmons nude and the comedy of his pissant workout routine wearing spandex and thigh high socks. Plus he goes to war with calories. Figured you'd love it.

I think we lost Magoo, his last message to me was to relay this video of him from his yacht in long island sound. And Stone last said he was going outside to fight the storm. As for me, I stepped into a puddle and got the bottom of my socks wet, so I shall remain inside until that terrible flooding receeds.

Putting a little missing girl from the side of a milk carton on the banner for hide and seek night. Is this some kind of sick joke?

Old spice odor blocker blocks odor for 16 hours.

Because he might be one of the greatest acoustic musicians of our time. Case and point provided.

You can't do it Hall. Because you don't have what I got. You'll fail at this just like you fail to get a decent score in DoDs.