Grant 1st MRB

I do agree with your statement that the norm of society dictates what each gender should do to fit in with society, however I counter with this question: Is it right? Should continue to live by these social codes or should we try to break them? I did not wish to call you personally ignorant, merely that the idea of conforming to these societal laws is ignorant. If we wish to see this world truly change for the better, which I know most of us do, then we must rid ourselves of the terrible standards. I go to the first military college to allow females into it's halls. Every day these women perform just as well or even better than the men do. Yet societal laws previously dictated that they were unfit to command, I personally don't believe that this is right. I respect your opinion, but I refuse to believe that its true. Now again I would like for this touchy issue to be dropped so that the battle may continue and more fun can be had.

... Well, to be perfectly honest I wasn't ready for that... I have addressed this before and I guess I will have to do it again. This is not the first time I have had this argument brought toward me and I assume that it will not be the last. *Being an officer I say everything I am about to say with respect accorded to that rank. I wanted to keep this "war" as a fun and time consuming thread. However, I must address this issue once and for all. So I am switching this to a serious post. I am not gay nor is the majority of the community that follows the show. I find it quite frankly ignorant for one to formulate an opinion based off gender and social stereotypes. Why am I not allowed to like a show for girls but it is more that accepted, even praised, when a women likes *insert manly thing here(i.e. guns, sports, ect.)? While this argument is an old one it still rings true today. Even more than that however, this show, I now firmly believe, saved my life. Literally. When I was first introduced to the show I was a depressed, cynical, hateful, and downright terrible person to be around. I was going through the hardest year of my life (freshman year at the citadel) and my life looked as if it was going nowhere. This show, and subsequently the community that it spawned, brought me out of that void. It helped me see that there was something worth living for. It took a while, but for the first time in my life, I have found a true, IRL, friend (no offense to you guys in the 1st), and it took little colorful crab cakes for me to see that. While many of you see the show as some little girl's show, to me it is so much more than that. In fact, I don't ever remember being so attached to something in my entire life. I will wrap this up because like you said Parker, I don't want this to change the thread at all, but just know that I owe my life to this show and nothing will take that away from me. Call me gay and think what you want, but know that I have a community that is more than accepting of all kinds of people. I would like, nay, love to say that I have two communities that I can fall back, but with such ignorance, being bountiful here, I am not so sure anymore. I love the 1st MRB and I will do anything I can to support it, do not mistake my anger towards you guys personally. Us crab cake enthusiasts are attacked with this stuff on a daily basis, but we will not stop believing that we can do some good in the world in the end. I am a proud crab cake enthusiast and I stand for the community with this post. Again I mean all of this with the respect and tolerance that we crab cake enthusiasts stand for. If any other crab cake enthusiast sees this and feels that I am in the wrong with what I say, please let me know. I have said what I wanted to say and I don't want anymore to come of it. LET THE WAR RESUME!!!!

FOOLISH ONE!!! THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN G1-G3 crab cakes AND G-4 crab cakes!!!!! LAUREN FAUST CHANGED EVERYTHING WHEN IT CAME TO MY LITTLE crab cake! TIS TRUE THAT THE OLD FRANCHISES DIED BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS HAD NO DEPTH, NO PERSONALITY, AND NO LIKABILITY. BUT LAUREN FAUST THE GODDESS OF ANIMATION AND STORY TELLING MADE THIS SHOW RELATEABLE NOT ONLY TO THE ORIGINAL TARGETED AUDIENCE, BUT TO EVERYONE WHO WATCHES IT!!! AND BESIDES YOU LOOK ME IN THE VIRTUAL EYE AND TELL ME THAT THIS ISN'T THE CUTEST BUCKING THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!

OH SHIT YOU GONE AND PISSED OFF FLUTTERSHY!!! THATS NOT EVEN A G4 crab cake!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS!!!! KNOW YOUR ENEMY AND BE COMPETENT!!!!!

Because this war affects all of us, and crab cakes are so awesome that you have to look at them. Or you could just be insane...

HOW DARE YOU!!!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! Those poor unicorns had just lost their horns!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU HAD YOURS TAKEN!!! ITS LIKE LOSING A PART OF YOURSELF BODY AND SOUL. As for everyone else let it be known that I have defeated one of your major players, Sgt. Johnson, in an ultimate showdown. Proving that the resolve of a crab cake enthusiast defending what he believes in is stronger than the elements of hate!!!! If you still think you can get me to try and not like crab cakes!!!

Your right I can't really respond to something as ridiculous as nazi crab cakes... Very well, you may have won that skirmish but the war hath just begun. Pinkie Pie has some new weapons, I suggest you prepare your defenses!!!

Jewish Rainbow dash, your argument is invalid. Try again. PINKIE-COPTER GO!!!!!

We must stop your filthy propaganda. I'm sorry you must be eliminated... Go Rainbow dash.

NAY THE crab cake CREED STATES THAT ONE MUST LOVE AND TOLERATE! ONE MUST ALWAYS BE READY TO FIGHT FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN!!! In fact I just finished watching the season finale and the best fight scene I have ever seen was in it. Love and tolerance is part of the crab cake creed, yes. But forgiveness is also in the creed as well. War is a terrible thing but necessary occurence in the struggle for love amongst all man and crab cake kind!!! ARE YOU WILLING TO FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN???? AMEN

OK THATS LOW EVEN FOR YOU BICKFORD!!!! ok maybe that is a little strong, but really? Your going to pull that on me? We love an tolerate, not kill a ton of people.

FELLOW crab cake enthusiasts DO YOUR PART TODAY AND JOIN THE WAR ON HATE! WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN! WE WILL NOT FALTER! WE WILL PREVAIL AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF HATE!!!!!

I perfectly agree to these terms. NOW TO BATTLE!!!!!

I am by no means trying to spam anything. I honestly didn't even thing this war would go on as long as it has. We have already established that this thread is the battle ground and the poll thread will only be used for the poll/promotions for the poll. As long as the other party >_> has no objections to the continued battle, then I will continue as well. On several occasions I have offered them a chance to surrender but they have refused every one. Plus this is all in good fun!!! *winks at haters

TIS NO SPAM FOOLISH ONE!!!! THIS IS A BATTLE GROUND!!! TREAD SOFTLY FOR I HAVE LAID DOWN ADORABLE MINES THAT WILL LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU GET TOO CLOSE!!!

DA BUCK YOU THINKING FOAL!!!!! I AM IN NO WAY LOSING THIS FIGHT!!! I GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOU HATERS WILL GIVE UP BEFORE I EVER LOSE THE WILL TO FIGHT!!! THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA BECKONS TO ALL AND I HAVE ANSWERED ITS CALL!!! I WILL NOT STAND BY AND LET THIS WONDERFUL COMMUNITY BE TARNISHED BY IGNORANT AND BLASPHEMOUS HATERS!!! SOON YOU SHALL SEE THE TRUE MIGHT OF THE crab cake enthusiast AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES, YOU SIR, SHALL CRY FOR MERCY!! AND WE SHALL CONSIDER IT ONLY ONCE YOU HAVE EMBRACED THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!!! WHEN YOU HAVE PROVEN THAT YOU CAN LOVE AND TOLERATE ALL IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER, THEN YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!!!! AND TO YOU BICKFORD!!! I was only kidding, I am just peeved that you got to choose what my promotional poster was.

ITS crab cake enthusiast YOU BUCKING IDIOT!!! YOU ARE SCREWING WITH THE POLL!!!! Would an unbiased person please restart the poll and not close it off so that OPPOSITION CAN'T BE HATIN WITH OUT RETALIATION!!!!

What the buck are you talking about? I couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on in that video... Regardless you are going to have to do better than that. AND YOU MISSPELLED crab cake enthusiasts ON THE POLL YOU FOAL!!!! ITS crab cake enthusiast! NOT BRONIE!! COME ON THINK!!!!!! To Mcdowell: Whats wrong? You haven't posted anything in a while, is that an admission of defeat? I am still willing to take your surrender and maybe you will be spared when your judgement day comes. And to Cast: Whats there to be confuse about? Just embrace the magic of friendship and crab cakes, all will become clear then.

FIRST OFF ITS CALLED EQUSTRIA NOT MYLITTLEcrab cakeLAND!!!! SO BUCK OFF!!! SECONDLY IF YOU ACTUALLY KNEW EQUESTRIAN HISTORY THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT YES THERE WAS WARFARE IN EQUESTRIA BUT WHEN PRINCESS CELESTIA TOOK THE THRONE AFTER BANISHING NIGHTMARE MOON THEN EQUESTRIA LIVED IN 1000 YEARS OF PEACE! THAT'S WHERE THE ROYAL GUARDS COME FROM!!!! AND EVEN BEFORE NIGHTMARE MOON THERE WAS THIS GUY!!! HIS NAME IS DISCORD (voiced by John De Lance) BOTH PRINCESS CELESTIA AND PRINCESS LUNA TOOK CONTROL FROM THIS GUY WHO RULED EQUESTRIA IN ETERNAL CHAOS!!!! AND YOU BICKFORD!!!! DA FUQ WAS THAT SHIT????

You done pissed off Twilight! You want to go Warhammer I can go Warhammer!

Win