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Barry 1st MRB

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  2. OMG THANK YU
  3. Malalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  4. A book
  5. should have squeezed the IV bag
  6. GySgt. M. Gearhart [1st MRB]: you lose
  7. "I like how so far no one has ever quoted me or put me in the quote thread." -- Mullaney
  8. I was on last night and have to say its a real blast to play still after all this time OMGZORZ CARBINE CLASS MALALALALALALALALALALALAL
  9. I should have known it would be a bitch to get the body out of the trunk, she even had told me it would, but there was no way for me to anticipate the bags ripping and subsequently spilling their contents all over the side of the highway. I peered down the miles of road ahead of me and saw no encroaching lights, but upon glancing the other way, I was greeted with a set of headlights rapidly approaching, maybe 5 miles out, their shine illuminating an unmistakable set of red and blue reflections from the roof of the car. I fell to the ground and started pushing the chunks of meat beneath the car, surprised at how quickly the flesh and meat had grown cold and hard, a body once capable of so much movement and grace one minute only to be reduced to cumbersome bricks of waste the next. I could hear the roar of the engine and stood up, using my heel to skirt the remaining pieces beneath the bumper and forcing the warmest smile I could muster under the conditions. As I stood in eager anticipation a blinding light appeared from one side of the vehicle, forcing me to shield my eyes, partially obscuring the individual that emerged. As I peered beneath my hand I could see the silhouette of a man creeping toward me with his right hand sliding toward his waistline. "Hello" I said to the approaching man, "Nice evening, I am just putting away my tire jack" hoping to distract him as I slightly angle my body to cover my reach for a weapon. Is that a second person in the vehicle behind the glare of the lights, will I be able to take them both out if it comes to that. My hand grazed over the slick metal of my .44 S&W Special nuzzled tight within the interior of the trunk, fingers wrapping its polished rosewood grip, a gift from the wife on our 15th wedding anniversary. I heard the words "Everything...", and "allright"... while all the possible scenarios played out in front of me, and choosing the one future where I did not immediately die or spend the rest of my life in jail, I yanked the revolver from its holster, spinning around and leveling the weapon's sights to the head of the police officer before me. It was so fluid, he never saw it coming; hell it was like I had just taken a single breath and my .44 S&W was 6 rounds liter. My heart pounded against my breast as I confirmed the kill of the officer, one shot clean through his right cheek bone, then I slowly approached the vehicle to confirm my other 5 rounds found their intended target. I glanced about nervously, checking for any oncoming traffic and contemplating how I would dispose of yet another body. As images of possible consequences of my actions raced through my mind, I reached down and grabbed the policeman's limp body and dragged it off the road, covering it with a layer of brush while an idea began to form in my mind, a way to take care of all my problems in one fell swoop. The first body I disposed of much like the second, hurrying myself; The last thing I wanted was another set of headlights to come down the road. With a few hurried steps, I cleared the brush, almost tripping over the cop's foot on my way past. As I got to the door and pulled it open, I glanced over my shoulder one last time to assure everything looked some semblance of the word normal. "Normal........." I never liked my apartment, but on three "jobs" a week what could I expect. As I stared at the ceiling, I decided that if I ever managed to get out of here I would never paint anything "slate gray". It reminded me too much of my own life, too much of....I closed my eyes trying to keep the colors out. As memories of the previous night filled my head, like a cup with too much water, I seemed to forget as much as I remembered.
  10. Till December 2nd BATTLEFIELD 4 : $30 BATTLEFIELD 4 Digital Deluxe : $35
  11. Name: mat damen Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:16790110 Reasons for the Ban: Multiple Teamkills after warned not to. Has been a problem for the pub before. Recommended duration of ban: 3 Days / 1 week Demo Provided?: No. Was warned of his actions by Samuels
  12. Stardust was a fun movie I saw a while back.
  13. Name: Ludacris Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:74307537 Duration of Ban: Permanent Reasons for the Ban: Aimbot Demo Provided?: No. -- Griswold and Martin as Witnesses Comments: Very Blatant Aimbot. Jumping all over getting 5-6 kills in one un-deployed burst from across the map
  14. Name: jshullaw Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:19443504 40:54 Reasons for the Ban: Team Kill on me after warning then left Recommended duration of ban: 3 Days / 1 Week Demo Provided?: No. Mullaney and Ultranator present
  15. they sent me an email today ( i registered three nights ago) telling me that they have my info and to look out for the invite I cant tell you how annoyed i am
  16. Name: Mr Scott Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:52344925 06:36 Reasons for the Ban: TK then kicked. Rejoined then more TK then left Recommended duration of ban: 3 Days Demo Provided?: No. Martin/Kanganis Present
  17. Happy Birthday YERRRRRRRR
  18. I'm candy coating onions instead of apples for all the annoying kids on my block.
  19. YERRRRRRRR \ happy bday
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