May those who love us love us.And those that don't love us,May God turn their hearts.And if He doesn't turn their hearts,May he turn their ankles,So we'll know them by their limping!
May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.If you must steal, steal kisses.If you must cheat, cheat death.And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends.
Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!
Happy Saint Patrick's