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Quarterman 1st MRB

Retired 1st MRB
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  1. Hey, Thanks for stopping by on the forums. We are glad you enjoy the environment of our server. Make sure it's added to your favorites . Add me on steam and whenever we have an open realism I'll drop you a message. Happy Fraggin! 2ndLt. K. Quarterman
  2. This is the unlikely story of Maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he stepped in manure. Maple had a friend named Candy who helped him with his Xylophone skills for awakening his urge to sexually satisfy himself. Quarterman begged Candy for favors of his best friend, the sexual kind of things one is ashamed of sharing with family. Like kissing ones tasty anal cavity while eating a
  3. *Cough* Outkast *Cough* At my age, I'm lucky to out last anything lol My Pleasure... It's my damn auto correct on my phone. See you in the pub
  4. Permanently banned for his 4th offense on team killing. Thanks outlast.
  5. This is the unlikely story of Maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked licking the underside of a newly discovered dead animal. Not only his testicle is missing, but his left foot smells like shit because he stepped in manure. Maple had a friend named Candy who helped him with his Xylophone skills for awakening
  6. Did an ip ban as well 46.194.28.141 Not sure if he is changing Ips.
  7. This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer. Nipples larger than a syringe used for basting often indicate that he sometimes liked
  8. This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus. The year after he was diagnosed with nipple cancer
  9. This is the unlikely story of maple and his painful genital sores cured by Quarterman's moist foot fungus.
  10. I've seen this chaintopic around in many forums, it's a fun way to waste your time! Let me go over the rules: 1. You're only allowed to add on 3 words of your choice 2. Only one reply for each person, after you reply, wait until 2 others have posted a reply (this is only to make more people interessted in writing the story) 3. Keep it funny, I mean like DAMN funny. Yes, this is a rule! 4. You are allowed to use unit members names in your 3 words. 5. When ever you post your 3 words, copy and paste the whole "story" into your reply (this makes it easier to read for new ones that wanna join in on the fun) 6. I repeat, KEEP IT FUNNY! 7. Keep in mind to leave an opening to your last word and try the best you can to make your 3 words work with the story (that way it'll be easier to read and easier to continue on the story) Since I'm the one starting this post, I'll give you something to work with: This is the unlikely story of
  11. DUCK TALES! That shit is coming back to Tv!
  12. Anyone remember Rupert? Other good ones not listed: Reboot DBZ Can't remember the name but something to do with king arther and the Knights if the round table Pingu Thomas the tank engine Mickey mouse short House of mouse Something about a house fly shorts ( those were awesome) Bernstein bears Franklin Yeah what up I watch cool kid shows. Fuck He-man and thunder cats.
  13. Riding with the friz on the magic school bus!
  14. Start up day of defeat. Join a server and type in status in consol. That will bring up everyone's steam id.
  15. In order for you to be unbanned please post your Steam id. As for chat in the game, please keep it to strickly game related talk. We have a public vent server if you wish to talk about polictics and such.
  16. Ban will stay. Find another server to play on.
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