Pandalsson 1st MRB

So playoffs on upon us. Teachy had a monstrous week this week (almost 270 pts!). Too bad (1) someone scored higher than him (270+ pts). Too bad (2) he had to face the league's best team this week. Too bad (3) he missed the bye and now has to face the league's 2nd hottest team in the 1st round of the playoffs. Ouch. Predictions? Round 1 Playoffs: Team Engle (sliding fast with 5 consecutive losses) vs Team Gooderham (defending champ) Team Teachy vs Team Watkis (riding a 4 win streak)

Thanks Dillon! I saw this vid a couple of years ago at work and it was quickly taken down. Good to see it back up again Now, where was that youtube downloader again...

Stone, you kind of have to include an Eastern team in there for the cup finals. Just saying... Btw, love the Millbury + JR challenge of mental titans... lol

As I mentioned, he knew he was being spec'd from the end of Argentan. However, there is no way in hell you get 5+ headshot-only killstreaks without "assistance". This happened TWICE, and NOT in a "hi, i'm camping with my ironsights all the time" kind of way, strafing hs after strafing hs, which prompted me to go and spec him. While I understand the the demo is not sufficient (since he was aware of us watching), my experience tells me that this guy is not legit with the kind of stats he has. Everything about his performance that night (prior to be being spec'd) and his overall stats is consistent with augmented play. It's not a case of hs, hs, kill, hs, kill, kill... It's hs, hs, hs, hs, hs, hs... There was simply no mixing up of the type of kills. Look, you don't have to take my word for it, even with all the top cal players I've played with on pubs, that kind of stuff never happens. It's always a mix of hs, hs, hs, kill, kill, hs, kill. If you want to deny based on a demo of when he was knew he was being watched, that's fine. But there is nothing legit about going hs, hs, hs, hs, hs, hs (shot in back) then going hs, hs, hs, hs, hs (grenade death or something of the like) on his next life, which is what happened (ask Asmaro, he was there). Also, if you look at the demo, he can't buy himself a hs most of the time which is entirely inconsistent with the consecutive strafing-hs he was making in the map just before. Anyways, sadly, the video just does not do show the godlike headshotting skills he was displaying so I understand how this is 100% inconclusive. So I figure this works out either way: either he's stupid and he'll go back to using enhancements and be caught on a better demo, or he realizes there's to much heat and he stops, or he simply doesn't come back again. All three work for me. P²

Name:O*C_Smoked Steam I.D:STEAM_0:0:1594462 Reasons for the Ban:Hacking Recommended duration of ban:Permanent Demo Provided?: http://www.mediafire.com/?iy5c5o8m7lue875 Started on Argentan, noted that he had only HS kills (2 streaks of 5+ HS within very short span of time). Informed Sgt. Asmaro (who was admin in-game) that there were suspected shenanigans about with Smoked (especially with the ridiculous HS streaks that just occurred) and started spectating him at end of Argentan. The round ended quickly after I started spectating so I was only able to get a demo on Avalanche, when he realized he was being spec'd. Also decided to pull up server stats: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/796/ocsmoked.jpg In 10 Kills, 6 HS (60%). At that time he knew he was being spec'd at which point his game degressed with the occasional unexplicable HS streaks and HS kills (given how horribly he was suddenly playing, the hs killstreak was out of character and certainly not fitting with the low skill level displayed for most of the demo). Looking at his player profile on Steam (http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963454652/stats/DOD:S?tab=stats), his extremely low ID is not coherent with the amount of time played (292 hours of DodS, 16 of Call of Juarez, and very little of anything else) to get remotely close to the possible skill required to consistently get HS the way he did/does. Also, looking at his weapon history on his profile: Garand - 9.9% hs Springfield - 10.7% hs Kar - 12.3% hs Kar Zoomed - 41.6% hs Kar Sniped Zoomed - 34.3% hs His weapon profiles shows huge discrepancies with his recent results (a 5x increase in % of HS from his average), not to mention the questionable comparisons of having a higher % with the ironsight instead of the sniper scope, all of which indicates a behaviour consistent with "enhanced" gameplay. To be honest, I don't stay current on the types of augmented gameplay there might be out there, so I cannot be certain which hax are being used. However, luck does not create HS-only killstreaks of 5+ kills, especially with a single shot weapon (especially not to the tune of 60% HS rate), and especially not when the player's skill level is so visibly pedestrian when in full knowledge of being spectated.

Yeah, your Sharktopus seems on the smallish side. Probably hasn't been feeding enough. Have you thought about getting one of these?

That level of cuteness should be banned for soliciting excessive "Awwwww-ness". Seriously, Al-Jefri.... curse you. Oh, and yeah, I'd miss him too. Hope you get to see him before he turns into just-as-cute-young-adult-golden.

Bullock, that's like saying it's quite possible that at least one Big Mac will be eaten by an American SOMEWHERE today... Pats will throw their weight around, literally throw it around. Although it was great to see the Steelers lose.

Well, first, this isn't about animal abuse. I don't condone that shit either. The picture was taken from a site that is trying to find homes and loving families for animals that were born with disabilities (genetic defects) or had accidents (but not abused). 2nd, this was for Brown and st. denis (and anyone else who was helping out with the Rocket MOS) as a continuation of a theme about the existential angst of being an immobile target with little hope of survival (especially Brown who had to set up in the open!). Sorry if this might offend some folks, but there are probably other stuff of questionable taste on this particular forum, so since this is for "Topics that have nothing to do with anything! CAUTION: Contents may be NSFW!", figured if you're looking here, it means you're ready to see stuff that might be offensive for the wrong person in the right context. Again, not a promotion of animal abuse of any kind as I have had a few quadruped friends of my own to care and love for. And sadly, I can't edit the title to make sure the content is clearer.

In case the helpers for the Rocket MOS needed more motivation to survive against those nasty rocket trainees... You were fighting to stay alive and protect this guy: Oh yeah, he's blind. Had canine cancer. And forced to watch "The O.C." with his previous owner, Micheal Vick. Please take one for Timmy.

I think what Magic was trying to say was that he was the one who won lol

Well... you don't HAVE to do it for bitch tags

The thought crossed my mind about the tourney, but I get the feeling it would feel intimidating for some folks. The open challenges, I feel are more inclusive and more fun even if you're not directly involved. Dunno, sniper only challenges seems too specific. I definitely like the all weapons challenges but I'm always open if someone wants to go ahead and challenge. But yeah, Percy v Kirkendall carbine challenge sounds like it would be a hoot. Nothing but tac-tac-tac-[reload]-tac-tac-tac sounds

@Kirk, you and Jones it seems both run the arrow keys... I run DZX[C]V (C for crouching and X for back). could never really get used to the wasd configs. Otherwise I run everything pretty much off (mainly for crappy GFX card reasons). As far as resolutions go, be more friendly in the pub server and and have less cheese to go with my ... Oh and not let the target dummies be my downfall on the sniper MOS (the inanimate ones, although never really understood why people thought I was talking about the live-fire helpers lol). Happy New Year's all!

This is even better than the TV show! Wonder who will go up next?!?! Or maybe something totally unexpected like Cast Vs Peurala? But I'm still down on Kirkendall Vs Fujiwara. If Maines vs Elf was like David vs Goliath, it would be moving forward through the ages and seeing US tank division battling it out with a Red Army tank division over Europe (as it would have been, say, 25 years ago).

Some pretty sick combos... Rose + Jordan Magic + Kobe

Well, guess it would be appropriate to file this one given the screenies in the previous posts...

Name: EpsilonIX SteamID: STEAM_0:1:30615670 Reason for Ban: Continued TK'ing despite repeated warnings Duration: 1 week

Bloodthirsty elves ftw... Nice 5-kill on Palermo! "PERRRRRRRFECT KILL"

lol yeah. I got so wound up about killing people with testosterone that I forgot to add the actual killing part.

Name: ??? (was using a name-spoofer) SteamID: STEAM_0:1:14585794 Reason: Aimbot Suggested Length: Perm This guy is already banned for aimbotting in CS http://csgaming.se/ban/index.php?p=banlist...AM_0:1:14585794 Also Gio accidentally banned the another player ogogo (original) while hacker was using his name so probably might need an unban request.

If you can't people on overdoses of testosterone with this when it comes out, then you can't. period. Seriously. Is there anyone that's NOT included? Two letters. C. N. All you need.

Name: B|R|A|V|O Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:3275849 Reason: Intentional TK (set up MG in spawn) Suggestion Duration: 1 Week

Clay is gonna get his due. Story won't have a happy ending. Lots of people are going to die.