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Reis

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  1. We are taking the Joooohnson to isengard gard gard

  2. Ouch, happens alot in my skiing!
  3. TRY IT! it's good for you
  4. Happy birthday
  5. Anton Reis: Company Of Heroes Complete Pack instead of L4D2
  6. Japan (21) USA (21) Mexico (20) Canada (19) Russia (20) England (19) Norway (17) North Korea (16) Sweden (27) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (20)
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  8. Japan (20) USA (19) Mexico (20) Canada (21) Russia (20) England (20) Norway (17) North Korea (17) Sweden (27) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (19)
  9. I want some
  10. I would never stop eating food, or stop cooking it. It's always fun to cook something that people likes and makes you proud!
  11. There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off
  12. Japan (20) USA (20) Mexico (20) Canada (20) Russia (20) England (20) Norway (18) North Korea (17) Sweden (25) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (19) Australia (1)
  13. There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw
  14. Japan (20) USA (20) Mexico (20) Canada (20) Russia (20) England (20) Norway (19) North Korea (20) Sweden (24) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (17)
  15. Japan (20) USA (21) Mexico (20) Canada (20) Russia (20) England (20) Norway (20) North Korea (20) Sweden (21) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (18)
  16. Japan (19) USA (20) Mexico (20) Canada (20) Russia (20) England (20) Norway (20) North Korea (20) Sweden (21) Finland (20) Germany (20) China (20)
  17. One of my favorites!
  18. Hahahaha
  19. just got back up
  20. The pub is down right now
  21. Happy birthday Captain!
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