McClendon 1st MRB

Happy Birthday Yama *Salute*

So that's a no logsdon?

ahahahahahahahahaa

Logsdon, is that really you?

why was i added?

That's why.

+1

I thought about it, but then I came to the conclusion that one incident isn't enough to warrant a spot on our famous list. Those that make it deserve to be there!

...but Rather was sooo close to making that list LOL.

I'm curious, what did each person do to warrant themselves onto our famous list?

all i have to say is......HOOOOWWWWWWWWWW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!?!?!?!??! and with that nominate Rather

I banned him for 1 week.

I came in the server and witnessed him kill two teammates then laugh about it plus the pub told me he was doing it last round.

(Ok i lied a little)

*Playing League of Legends, Parker chasing Corki*

*Enter me coming from spawn to "help"*

Parker: DON'T YOU- DONT YOU DO IT!!!

*Killsteal for the 3rd time*

Parker: ............

Me: *hysterical laughter*

Me: Hey....I'm the higest ranking person in the pub right now

Cpl. Bryant: McClendon i'm suppose to be staff sergeant right now but noooooooooo.....

Me: and i'm suppose to be married to a white chick by now but noooooooo....

*Pub Laughter*

Harding: Dammit McClendon.....

J_Nasty666

*Maines leaves server and returns with a different name*

SgtMaj. Legend: Maines you stay behind me and follow me.

FPSMaines #NEG: ooookkk....

SgtMaj. Legend: Are you Maine's little brother?

FPSMaines #NEG: Nooo...

SgtMaj. Legend: You sound just like Maines...

FPSMaines #NEG: I AM MAINES!!

*Team laughter*

Name: Leonightus

Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:26529062

Duration of Ban: Perm

Reasons for the Ban: TK'ing at start of round

Demo Provided?: N, Parker, Bluzooka, Imp, and Doc Murray are witnesses

Comments: Apparently through research from Bluzooka, there are a group of friends all working together doing this in several servers (TK'ing, hacking, etc.) then leaving.

Name: CrabNuts

Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:26854800

Reasons for the Ban: TK'ing at start of round

Recommended duration of ban: Perm

Demo Provided?: N, Parker, Bluzooka, Imp, Doc Murray, Ultranator were there

Name: Tibbers

Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:26529062

Reasons for the Ban: TK'ing in spawn at start of round

Recommended duration of ban: 1 week

Demo Provided?: N but Imp, Bluzooka, Ultranator, Dobbles and Doc Murray were also present

Name: vMadeski™

Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:47752438

Reasons for the Ban: TK'ing in spawn

Recommended duration of ban: 1 week

Demo Provided?: N

Comments?: Pvt. Brown, Cpl. Barry, Chef Gumby |BAR|, Mr. Roboto, and several others were witnesses.

Name: Pvt. Cheetoe [1st 23]

Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:50023245

Duration of Ban: Perm

Reasons for the Ban: Speed Hacking

Demo Provided?: Y, http://www.mediafire.com/?ftukaadt7t9vu7t

Comments: Kicked him earlier for TK'ing a teammate by knifing. he returned 5 minutes later with a speed hack turned on.

Name: P.e.r.f.o.r.m.a.n.c.e.

Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:26468044

Reasons for the Ban: suspected aim bot

Recommended duration of ban: your decision

Demo Provided?: Y : P.e.r.f.o.r.m.a.n.c.e.

Comments: Pubbers were complaining that he was hacking/cheating and i told them to create a demo and post on our website if believed so, they declined so I spectated him for about 5-10 minutes but I myself could not make a decision so I decided to leave it to someone with better know of hacks, cheats, etc.

*Sgt. McClendon and Sgt. Rather have been given admin power*

Lt. Col. Parker: Ok he's coming back so get ready to ban him.

*mic spammer returns and continues spamming*

Pubbers: Oh my god!!! what the fuck!?!?! somebody shut him up!!?!

Lt. Col. Parker: What are you waiting for? hurry up and ban him!

Sgt. Rather: Oh my god!! HOW LONG!?!?!?! HOW LOOONNGGGG!?!?!?

Lt. Col. Parker: JUST BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Sgt. Rather: HOW LONG!?!?!? HOW LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!?!?!?!?

Ambassador pineapple approves!

this is odd. I still have the photos in my photobucket account and from what I've been told, many others can see the newsletter in its entirety.

was recently banned from the vent channel (around 730 EST) without a reason although i believe it was because my internet was crashing due to a storm and it kept connecting and disconnecting me back to the vent server.

playing games on a laptop kinda falls under the same rules as playing games on a desktop: it all depends on your hardware. Most laptops that are well known will be able to run DOD:S fine and everything but if you try to play a game that is graphically heavy, you will get a serious lag and your computer will overheat. (i had an old HP touchsmart tried to play splinter cell; double agent and grand theft auto on it)....needless to say, i burnt out the process AND graphics card :'( so I upgraded to a ASUS G74-SX and can run battlefield 3 on it at almost 50 fps (on ultra)

^^^^^

hahaha yes that is actually how I run. never really noticed it until pictures are taken.

Happy Birthday Engle

most recent pic of me