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This man shoots no blanks. CONGRATS!

But yeah, congrats on calling out us sheep for the mindless drones we are. You really get it. Keep it up, champ.

Just like any other fucking single player game? I don't remember there being a lot of games that pay you when you finish them, or pat you on the back and say "Great job buddy! Thanks for finishing me! Here's a toblerone!" For the record, "Game's shit, I hate the genre, I hate the company" Doesn't really count as a review. And if you judge things based on their metacritic score, you're missing out on a lot of good stuff.

Or just enjoy Mitchell and Webb and/or Free Style Disco. Gonna post some more because Fuck yeah!

You're right, I don't know how I didn't realize what a fool I've been. Why did I buy a game from a franchise I love and with a story in which I'm invested instead of waiting for the cheaper indie knock-off that doesn't even have a release date yet? Oh woe is me for buying a game I love just so I could play it with my friends and enjoy myself!! How could I have been so blind to waste 60 precious dollars that I could have spent on nutella and condoms?!? I hadn't bought a video game in over 6 months, but still how deplorably frivolous!! Thank you for helping me see the light, and correct my crooked, crooked ways.

Lol replayability is completely subjective. I think it's fun, even if it is the same levels, to play through with my friends trying out different classes and on different difficulties. You might think it's stupid, but I enjoy it and I think a fair amount of other people do too. Don't get the anger there...

OP- "Alright, so this might eventually get integrated back into the newsletter, but in the meantime I'm antsy to get this going."

I have a better Cash voice.

Thanks for the response Mottola. Anybody else? Is there actually no interest in this? Because I'll cry. And then never sing again for you guys ever

Fuck no! I listened to this before every soccer game in high school. Speaking of soccer, am I gay for liking this?

Speechless... Fucking killed it dude!! P.S. Yo Parker, is there a post in quartermaster's or something to get that intro?

(First person to say skin-flute gets kicked in the kidney) Alright, so this might eventually get integrated back into the newsletter, but in the meantime I'm antsy to get this going. The idea is very simple, you guys submit a number of requests, I choose which one to play, record it and post it here Let's use this format: Song name: Artist: Link to Song: Let's get it going! MONTH OF MAY STARTS BELOW

I mean he's probably right. But still,

The bad news is if you're there for the next 6 weeks there won't be any club football in London, the good news is there will be Euro Cup 2012!!! And a little thing called...the olympics! The latter will probably make getting around town pretty hellish, but it's also a pretty awesome and unique experience

France is awesome! And yeah, I'll message you once I know for sure. The 11th is a wednesday, and I'll probably be going to a bar with some friends to watch the match. Hey british folks who know London, what are some good bars/pubs/whatevers?

My executive producer knows I hate going on set so he keeps making me do it every time I report for him. I have a few other clips like this I'm scared to post, just because I can't watch them without feeling embarrassed. http://www.komu.com/player/?video_id=8982&...;categories=2,5

Bryant, you're fucking messed up man. I'm definitely going to London. Maybe on the 11th to see the first England match of the Euros. Grant wanna meet up? I promise I'm not a scary stalker/serial killer.

Haha I know a bit of history, House Lancaster was King Henry the IV and Prince Hal who became Henry V and fought at Agincourt right? Thank you Shakespeare and Age of Empires I think I'll probs pop down to london, maybe on the 11th to watch England's first match. My mate says it's a couple hours by train? Haha I watch too much soccer and too many britcoms to talk normal like. Try not writing like that after watching BFQOY and Never Mind the Buzzcocks every year

Scarlett johansson. That's literally all you have to say to make me watch a movie.

Lolol from personal experience, when you're on live TV and the blood is pumping you just try to keep talking and fill up the time they gave you, even if you're not actually saying anything.

Hey y'all, in a month I'm going to England to see some mates. i'm going to be in lancaster for 5 days and I was wondering if any of you lot have ever been/things to do there/places to go in the country/things to see. My mates have exams until the 12th and I get there the 9th so I've got a couple days to do whatever.

I'm a junior (now senior) at the university of missouri, studying russian and journalism. I play music (check out the topic in the mess hall) and I'm gonna give being a musician a go. If it doesn't pan out I'll just work at some local tv station in indiana or ohio or somewhere like that. I love soccer (football), television, and being places that aren't here. I've been in the unit since January and I love it.

I'm glad we have other Boosh fans! You join Johnson and me. And I think that's it.

Fred Armisen is that you??

MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL (FUCK DA HATERS) And Euro Cup 2012 :D