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Scored one goal and set up the other two in Argentinas three goal victory tonight over Venezuela

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Man I wish my voice was low enough for that! I've got a bit of a cold though so it's just in the right register. It's so hard to sing with other people online though because of latency. Maybe on ventrilo

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I verified the integrity of the cache files and it works now.

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Yep it's still saying the game is unavailable. Blerghhh

Yes I am. I was getting a "this game is unavailable at this time" message earlier. I'll see if it's still doing it

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It says the updating is suspended and I don't know why. I have plenty of space and a good internet connection but if I try to pause and resume it automatically pauses after a second and says "suspended." I restarted steam, I restarted my computer, nothing's really working. DoD:S is about my only game on Steam right now so it's pretty frustrating to not be able to play it NEVER MIND PLEASE DELETE, RESOLVED ITSELF

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No. Everybody's over goats Quarterman.

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didn't need his owner with massive thighs. "Holy Shit balls" said the penis, "Time to get some." And they formed a alliance, they called themselves the phalliance. The Phalliance had a secret, a secret to end world mistreatment of all Odobenus rosmarus. Unfortunately, it required the use of something the sloth army hated the most, bologna sausage. Gross bologna sausage. Which could only be found nowhere. The dickless man stumbled