Captain Giraffe BAR

I just want to note how long it took for the unit to come up with a sentient dick: Not Very long.

I think I win absolutely. My song is responsible for the most profanity EVER broadcast on American radio stations. *Giraffe noises*

No! We need to recreate this.

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment.

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell.

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while.

Now you can catch kangaroos! But not giraffes.

Because Stone is NEVER random

what country looks like germany trailer trash, wonder how many groups in america this "band" has pissed off lol South Africa. I think they're going for that trailer trash image

to think this is the country that gave us Miriam Makembe and Ray Phiri.... Oh my

Captain Giraffe, Kentucky Route 0.

The sex life of video games...

I miss it because I've only got a MacBook now, as I have since I started college back in '09

Barry and Halvorsen and I were just talking about this game last night. One more reason to miss my old PC...

Here you go RIjke, I'm the guy on the far right.

Me and some English/Welsh friends on the Charles Bridge in Prague at sunrise last summer Me and a co-anchor before one of my last shows before coming out here to London And playing guitar for some Lay-dz in the wee hours of the morning in the newsroom of my old TV station

Found it.

This is way better than the actual picture.

is that a joke? Do you think this is a fucking game Bunt?!?!?! Dammit BUNT! BUNT THIS AINT NO GAME

I've been talking to some high-profile investors here at CNBC, looking for charitable tax write-offs and I think I can get this funded

After all the shit the CIA pulled in Latin America starting in the 60s, including Operation CONDOR and the removal of Salvador Allende in Chile, none of which the U.S. has apologized for, by rights the U.S. shouldn't expect friendship from ANY Latin American countries. And if you consider Chavez an enemy d the U.S. you shouldn't really be happy he's gone, because it's more of the same on the way.

It's absolutely classless to celebrate the death of someone you disagree with. The man was a pomeranian, making a lot of noise, while doing relatively little. He helped a lot of downtrodden, underrepresented people in Venezuela, and affected a lot of positive reforms in public education and social services. But he was a socialist, and he said some stupid shit, so Americans are going to hate him and compare him to dictators regardless.

Here's a new cover I recorded today A new original song is on the way too, so watch this place.