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How old are you Gardner? Am I confusing you with Gardiner? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!!

This is like a dream I had.../am having

I just realized this thread has been pinned. *tear*

Is she being eaten by a Boa?

I traded a girl my macbook hat for youtube views :3

Okay- trade Paul Simon for Atkins, and John Mayer for Hendrix.

Knopfler is so sick though, and under appreciated. Telegraph Road man....Telegraph Road

In no particular order John Frusciante (pre-Heroin meltdown) Chet Atkins Hendrix Ry Cooder B. B. King Honorable mention: me

I was going to give you props on having the dress sense to wear khakis to high school

School uniform?

Sweeeeeeeeeeet

Buffy the Vampire Slayer!!! For real. Any and all samurai-related media, like 13 Assassins (SO FUCKING GOOD).

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I'm predisposed to dislike bands with fucking retarded names like Asking Alexandria. What the fuck is that? WHat does it mean?

Looks pretty sweet

Sorry, not quite done. Anyone who thinks Obama is single-handedly ruining this country doesn't understand how our government works. Also, what the fuck is all that shit about, "I want MY country back," or, "We're gonna take our country back!" Where the fuck did your country go?

Lol I know for a fact there are many people on this site who live in countries with public healthcare and I think they're doing alright for the most part. Most of my friends from other countries still can't believe that you have to pay for emergency room visits and that that's how most uninsured Americans get medical care. This is a joke right? What's next...is it the criticizing welfare bit? I love that argument. It's definitely not possible that there are actually people struggling out there and that they constitute the majority of people on welfare. It's definitely the case that MOST people on welfare are actually lazy bums who categorically refuse to work and want to scam the government out of our hard earned tax dollars. That makes a lot more sense than investment bankers and traders gaming the system to create artificial bubbles and capitalize when they burst ACTUALLY fucking over our economy and making life more difficult for EVERYONE outside their tax bracket. THAT'S the far-fetched theory. Our country is definitely in debt because of welfare queens having too many babies and not because we spent SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY on wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We're definitely not in debt because Bush wildly increased government spending. That would just make too much sense. Seriously, I don't get why we (Americans) think this way. We accept that people who are wealthy clearly earned their wealth, simply because we've been told since birth that such a (ridiculous) thing is possible. We CHOOSE to believe that the billionaires of our country pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and not that they just went from well-off to more well-off, which is much more often the case. We're complacent with wars that lead to MASSIVE cuts to ACTUALLY IMPORTANT shit like public education and welfare because we're told they're necessary. Republicans have so successfully vilified the words progressive and liberal that people actually believe the more conservative the better. People actually believe that politicians who have worked to defund Planned Parenthood and believe that gay parents shouldn't be able to adopt are championing their rights. The 2 (almost worthless against other currencies) cents of a person who will in the near future be emigrating (regardless of who wins the next election).

She's in a girl group called 4minute. My friend who's in Korea saw her on the street one day. They like stopped traffic and there were paparazzi all over the place apparently Is the fact that "nein" is spelled wrong part of the joke?

This is indisputably the greatest music video of all time.

...Can I come? *puppy dog eyes*

I didn't make them, just found them lol

I read "fury penis" at first. Sounds like a pokemon move

Gifs incoming

Finally got up the guts to record one of my songs. I'm still working on an actual recording, this is just to get it out there a bit. Enjoy!