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Name: {‡LЯ₲‡} jupiter43 Steam I.D: STEAM_0:1:22690747 Reasons for the Ban: Set up MG in spawn and killed around 10 people Recommended duration of ban: Permanent. Demo Provided?: N

Seriously, what a douche.

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I bought the Counter strike pack because a couple friends back in Junior high told me how good CS was, but I've always been more interested in WWII so I played DoD a bunch. Fast forward 6 years and I had a macbook with nothing to play, but with DoD:S in my Steam Library...

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She DIDN'T qualify?? Damn, I thought I'd have something to look forward to in the olympics

They have me doing live shots now, which I'm fine with because they're pretty easy... This one was at a park where there's been like 6 shootings in the past 4 months, which is a lot for Columbia. Didn't get shot though. This one was in 105º heat, hence the coat comment. Look at me! I'm witty! This one was my first live shot with scripts, which is why I didn't fuck it up so bad lol. If you notice, I'm wearing the same two shirts in all of them...I think I should probably get more

It was announced yesterday that it was 12 deceased and 59 injured. I was at the station when the news came over the wire and we followed the story all day. It's rough enough to hear stories from witnesses all day, I can't even imagine being there or knowing someone who was. I'm so sorry about your friends Gardiner, and I hope they recover. I think there's probably already a thread on capital punishment, and probably one on gun laws- I really don't think this is the place for that. People will say the same arguments, nothing will change, and this kind of tragedy will happen again. Thoughts and prayers with the victims and their friends and families

And another Though I tend to side more long these lines

I don't want to be Ron Burgundy, I don't like anchoring. I don't really like live-shots either but I'm not terrible at them so they always make me take them...

I haven't been around much lately, because from the day I got back to the States I've been doing this 5 days a week. http://www1.komu.com/player/?video_id=1047...;categories=2,5 I'll be on tomorrow night though so you guys should get on!!

Seriously?? THere are people who haven't seen Ace Ventura?? //disappoint.

A legendary moment in one of the world's truest sports. This is history in action y'all.

Aww yeah, vintage Baker!! Our Baker has to get it from somewhere...

In an airport in Milan with 30 seconds ofinternet credit left. Will write more later, going to barcelona. Miss you dudes, and DoD:S!! *giraffe noises*

Parker, why do you think I'm going? Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym46oLB93h0...be_gdata_player

Heading to the airport, after which I'll have sporadic access to the internet, so I probably won't be around much for the next 3 and a half weeks. I'll see you guys in June, I'll miss most of you (fuck you brownnnnnn...and taaaate), take care guys! I'll try and post updates here as my trip progresses. Yerrrr

Aw c'mon guys if we pick WWII it'll probably be somebody we've all already heard of! Let's make it challenging!! Vote Antiquity! or Early Medieval Era!! Don't you wanna know who this guy is??

Hahahahahahahah this is great for two reasons: 1. Aaaaafricaaaaaa 2. Fuck kansas!

Seriously guys Christian wire is a satirical site, like the onion of Christianity. These aren't real things that real people believe, at least not the people writing the article

I saw an interview with him, the keys are actually covering a number of touch pads that are programmed to play the notes when they're hit. It's still pretty awesome, and he's fairly successful too- he's been on a couple talk shows.

This is definitely not satiric. There is no way this over-the-top, mockingly written piece of satire is satirical... I just love that they picked such a shit band

For your health!

Quite the task!

My dog Sadie. I got bored during a realism and started throwing some clothes on her, to see if she'd move. She didn't. She's old (12ish) and lazy and has an allergy so she sneezes a lot. I've had her since I was 10, and I'm gonna miss her so much when she goes.