T. Brown 1st MRB

Takes 60 seconds for arms to get tired : )

HAWKS UP 1-0. I'm changing to them. Rest of the family loves Redwings, but Hawks...they're going all the way.

hahahaahah he does now, that's for sure

YUP. TY!

ME NEITHER @)$(^@$ I'm going to try the turtle potion when I get in that room, see if that helps. Got him down to 300hp last go, but then couldn't potion or scroll and died. (edit: it did not help lol) (editedit: new plan = soon as i get in that room, clone and imp, let them go at him for a bit)

I don't know if eating the candies gets more HP, but "You have eaten 489648 candies!" and my HP is around 500. I just let it go all night (getting 10/sec, thanks to paying off the sorceress a few times), ate em in the morning (after making some potions). You'd think there would be a point to eating candies though, and 500k divided by 500 = a nice round 1000, so my hypothesis is that 1 candies consumed = 1/1000hp.

I've noticed that there are certain key elements to completing the levels, some (or all) which need to be used for success. If it seems impossible, you're probably missing one (or some) of these element(s). Once you figure out the trick, it feels so simple (and accordingly, made me feel foolish for trying). For example, at the very beginning of the castle, when those knights (I think they were knights?) keep rushing out, if you keep using health potions, it sends you back and lets more knights out. SO, you have to have enough HP to survive the first few knights without potion-ing, and only use it on the last one (or two). At first I thought it was a glitch, but friends playing it as well reported the same thing, and in subsequent levels, there are similar patterns needed to complete 'em. This shit gets complicated : D

ME TOO. I can't get past this fucking dragon though : (

Should be a save button in upper left-hand corner of main Candy Box screen (i.e. the first screen you're presented with) EXACTLY my thought process when I opened it up.

I am going to become candy overlord, gain a majority holding in the stock of all candy production, and then triple the cost of candy to make everyone suffer for not enjoying this more.

http://candies.aniwey.net/ JUST TRUST ME ON THIS AND GIVE IT SOME TIME. I don't want to say anything else, you have to experience it for yourself.

So I just got the free album and discovered two things: one, you're right about turning the volume up, and two, this music pretty much disturbs every living thing within hearing distance. Cats ran, snakes hid, and neighbors came over to ask what the fuck I was listening to so loud. THANKS!

All I know about Vancouver is that it is home to one of the largest cat sanctuaries in Canada (link) so anyone who's from there is ok with me : )

THIS IS NOW HORSES AND HORSE-LIKE ANIMALS MAKING FUNNY FACES THREAD

I'm SUPER excited for the album, but also super excited for all the remixes/covers that'll emerge from it. After Alive was released, the electronic music industry EXPLODED with new talented artists inspired by DP. It's been so long since they did this (Tron soundtrack doesn't count...while good, wasn't Daft Punk being Daft Punk for the sake of Daft Punk, ya dig). AND LOOK, the album isn't even freakin' released yet and the world is already jamming along:

LOOK GUYS, I KNOW SPORTS TOO. BENJALS.

Good god if this doesn't bring a smile to your face, you are officially Hitler and Stalin's evil offspring incapable of any happiness ever. And in case that's just TOO happy for you, here's something to bring you back down to an acceptable level for the rest of your day...

While I'm at it, here's some more unusual guitar playing! From Botswana.

I love that it is just ONE string, 3 (maybe a fourth at one point) notes, and voices.

Carolina! They have a hockey time right? : P There hasn't been any REAL hurricanes yet this year, so it seems right that they win. I was informed that they can't, so I change my answer to Redwings.

About time! I'm running out of people to stalk.