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J. Kirk

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  1. So far this just feels like a thread to troll me.
  2. I'd like to train like an operator all over that girl in the bikini
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    GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB] VB: same bet this realism? 1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: NOT THE SAME NO 1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: fuckin loopholer 1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: ill figure it out on gameday 1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: the exact wording 1stSgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: so that when you lose, you can't make me regret it
  4. To: Brown of the 1st MRB Reason of this: Lost a bet and now i have to write a 500 word fan fiction smut article about any of the 1st MRB members. It was 3 a.m in the northern part of Michigan. Snow was falling and T. Brown was having fun on the snow draped roads in the middle of nowhere. He was suddenly put in a panic when he seen Police lights glistening through the flakes of snow falling. He had a quick thought to just punch and try to run. He quickly realized that prison isn't the place for him, anal is very enjoyable but he has to have a "connection" with his sueters. He pulled over and waited for the office to come to his window. The first thing he saw was a silver badge reading Sheriff Hall 43721. When the officer lowered his head into sight Brown achieved a little extension growing between his two legs. Hall quickly asked "Do you know why I pulled you over Right Meow?" Brown was excited with the sound of Halls voice but quickly asked himself did he just say "right meow?". He quickly responded to Sheriff Hall "No sir I do not". At this time Hall asked Brown to exit the car put his hands on the hood of his vehicle, and place his id on the hood as well. Brown followed the directions with an awkward excitement to be controlled by the sheriff. He opened the door and did as he asked. Hall grabbed the id and went back to his vehicle to run a check on brown. Brown waited with a cold still anticipation for this to be over, but he couldn't stop thinking about how excited he was to just be around Sheriff Hall. After what seemed like forever, Sheriff hall returned and asked Brown "If he had any weapons or drugs on his person?" Brown replied no quickly but he had some marijuana in his pocket. Hall asked him to empty his pockets, and Brown instantly got rushed with fear. Brown began to try to state a defense before emptying his pockets. Hall quickly said "Shut up and empty your pockets right meow!" Before Brown could do as requested Hall threw him against the car and leaned up against Brown! Brown instantly got rushed with sexual excitement. Hall continued to do a full pat down on Brown. Slowly starting from the top working his way down until he reached browns Inner thigh. As he was patting he fealt a hard object. Brown instantly let out a moan of sexual excitement. Hall was quickly taken back as he realised he just touched a fully erect penis that was no larger than a small roll of quarters. Brown was stuck in the moment and wished Hall would continue to grab him. He was trying to muster up the personal strength to turn around and just ravage Hall’s body. After a short period of time Brown was on the ground naked and his body covered in snow and being scratched as he was being thrown around on the ground. He couldn’t get over the excitement. Brown told Hall “Take me now!!! I am yours!!!”. This was the most exciting moment of Brown’s sexual experiences to this day. Having a strong man in control in the heat of the moment. Hall continued to take advantage of sexual pleading Brown and do as he asked. What seemed like hours later Brown woke up in a jail cell in a blue jumpsuit and all he could think is what happened? Where is Hall? Another 2 hours pass and a jail guard comes and gets Brown from the cell and takes him to a room. with a t.v. Sheriff Hall is waiting for him. Brown instantly got excited and thought to himself maybe hes back for some more. Hall said I am going to play a video for you and I want you to realize what actually happened to you tonight. The video starts with Hall pulling over Brown and asking for his id. When he got the information and went back to his car you see Brown leap from his car stark nude and start running. As hes about to round the front of the car, He slipped on the ice and smacked his head against the bumper. He was instantly knocked unconscious. While he was taken to jail unconsciously they did a drug test and found out he was high on pcp, mushrooms and lsd. When his head hit the bumper the drugs instantly created a hallucination about his butthole being taken by hall. Brown felt a huge let down. He wished that the dream was true. Hall continued to let him know what he was being charged with. At the end Hall asked “Do you have any questions?” Brown looked up grinned and said “Yes. Can I get your phone number?”.
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    -SSgt. L. Willow Lets not forget this one.. She cant understand nutella users, but i sure as hell dont understand cheese on a pb&j
  6. if this movie comes out it will ruin my child hood. It would be as bad as recreating the fantasia movie's and making Leonardo decrapio star in them
  7. I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY!!!!
  8. my embed code refuses to work .... My song was lamb chop the song that never ends.
  9. You should of just named the folders what they were we know you hall. "stuff" is porn "other stuff" is midget bestiality porn.
  10. i am now dumber for clicking play on those videos mullaney. you have a very awkward sense of humor.
  11. Ya it must of been boring to watch a team that was predicted by vegas and all other peeps to win get completly blown away by the seahawks. I LOVED THE GAME! Watched every minute of it with glee! Go Seahawks!
  12. I'm trying to understand your statement. The saints are a bigger threat then the Seahawks but the saints lost to the Seahawks in the playoffs. So a team that couldn't beat the ream going to the Super Bowl is a bigger threat then the team that beat them?
  13. It is now no longer the super bowl this year. It shall be called the "Stoner Bowl".
  14. seahawks denver like i thought it would be!
  15. it wont be 49rs or panthers. Seahawks haven't lost a home game in 2 years. 49rs haven't beat the seahawks at home in like 3. It will be teh seahawks from the nfc Uhh....Seahawks lost at home against the Cardinals in week 16....So unless week 16 was 2 years ago. U are correct I was incorrect in my statement.
  16. I was thinking about it but that realism match was so intense i dont think a double or nothing could really muster up the same response. so i was thinking of playing for 1 month at a time were he can subtract if he wins or add if he loses.
  17. Confidence.... its what gets you wearing bitch tags... Sounds like a challenge to me
  18. the difference between me and you is I will gladly give him a chance to remove the bitch tags. I wont run away to another country on ELOA for the 7 months! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
  19. TO BEING MY BITCH FOR A YEAR YERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREEE!!!!!!!!!! GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: So on a serious note. What did it feel like killing johnson? Sgt. J. Bradley [1st MRB]: Strangely theraputic GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: really GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: what were his last words? Sgt. J. Bradley [1st MRB]: For protocol! GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: now on a more personal note what did you do to his body afterwards. Did you go all dexter on it or did you rape it and feed it to the pirana's you keep in your swimming pool Sgt. J. Bradley [1st MRB]: I commited ritualistic suicide before I really got a chance to do much. GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: so now your a zombie? Sgt. J. Bradley [1st MRB]: Nah I just kinda botched the job GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: oh please provide the details GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: like did you just cut off your man stuffs. Or did you like try stabbing yourself with a spoon and couldn't get it to work? Sgt. J. Bradley [1st MRB]: Tried to strangle myself but, I'd lose conciousness as soon as I was getting anywhere Sgt. J. Bradley [1st MRB]: If this conversation was less graphic it'd be quote worthy lol GySgt. J. Kirk [1st MRB]: oh its being qouted
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